Anguished English: An Anthology of Accidental Assaults upon Our Language

Anguished English is the impossibly funny anthology of accidental assaults upon our common language. From bloopers and blunders to Signs of the Times to Mixed-Up Metaphors . . . from Two-Headed Headlines to Mangling Modifiers . . . it's a collection that will leave you roaring with delight and laughter.

Help

Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

Two-Headed

Grandmother of eight makes hole in one!

Doctor testifies in horse suit.

Modern-Day

I suffer from a deviant septum.