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在洛杉基的沿海城镇上，活跃着一伙自称为“前总统”的银行劫匪。他们作案时头戴前几任总统的面具，手段高超，行踪诡秘，抢劫连连得手。美国联邦调查局认为，可能是当地一些冲浪爱好者所为，故派刚从警校毕业的年轻探员强尼调查此案。强尼来到南加州海滩，伪装成冲浪爱好者以寻找线索，他结识了美丽的冲浪教练泰勒，更与泰勒的前男友保迪成为推心置腹的好朋友。然而随着案件的深入，真相渐渐崭露头角，原来保迪就是抢劫团伙的主脑。这时，面对友情、爱情和公理，强尼难以选择……

Inventor Nick Miller dreams of traveling through time, of stopping war and curing humanity's problems. He invents the Transport, a time machine, to better the world. When he sells his invention to a defense contractor, the time machine is used by its evil CEO as a sinister weapon. Nick soon discovers that the future has been changed into a desolate wasteland controlled by gangs. Robertson has sold use of the Transport to anyone who wants to take advantage of knowing the normal course of history. The only way Nick can stop the destruction of the future is to erase his past. If somehow he can prevent his past-self from creating the Transport, the threat will be averted. In this pulse-pounding race through time that takes you from the future of 2041 to the Revolutionary War, Nick must risk everything to try and save the future!

巨型蜘蛛入侵美国小镇，无辜镇民如何逃脱升天？

一名BMX单车赛车手与母亲和姐姐住在一个小镇上，他面临着一个艰难的决定，要么获得地狱赛道的参赛资格，要么参加SAT考试才能上大学。

Mike, Kevin and Bill were joined on stage by their MST3K colleagues at the State Theatre in Minneapolis to bring it back to their roots in an MST3K cast reunion the likes of which have never been seen before! Joining the guys are their old cohorts Frank Conniff (TV's Frank), Trace Beaulieu (Crow, Dr. Forrestor), Mary Jo Pehl (Pearl Forrester), Bridget Nelson (Nuveena, Mr. B), as well as Mystery Science Theater 3000 creator Joel Hodgson, AND the host of the revived MST, Jonah Ray, for a hilarious night of riffing for RiffTrax's 20th Live event. Taking turns in various permutations to riff on a slew of old-timey shorts, the show culminates in a Super Riff-A-Palooza finale with all nine riffers on stage at once!

《星战假日特别版》是一部以《星球大战》的银河系为背景，长度约为两个小时的电视特别节目（中间包括广告），第一次也是唯一一次完整播出实在1978年 12月17日周五晚上8点整到10点（美国东部时间）的美国CBS电视台。片中乔巴卡和汉索罗回到了乔巴卡的家兄Kashyyyk星球庆祝Life Day，途中遭到正在到处搜寻叛军的银河帝国军队的追击。乔巴卡的家人，包括岳父、妻子和儿子也都在其中登场。故事的主要场景设置在雅汶战役刚刚结束后的 Kashyyyk星球，也穿插着一些在千年隼号和帝国星际驱逐舰上的情景。此外还通过综艺秀和卡通段落介绍了一些其他场景，包括塔图因沙漠中的一家酒馆以及一个名为Panna的水星等等。《星球大战》中的主要角色，包括卢克天行者、C-3PO、R2-D2、达斯维达、汉索罗以及莉亚公众全都在片中客串登场（但是在演员表上被列成了主演），一些《星球大战》中被剪下的段落也用到了本片中。《星战假日特别版》最为人称道的一点便是在卡通场景中首次引入了赏金猎人波巴费特这个角色，此外它也是星战系列的第一部官方授权衍生影片。

一生化公司在沼泽地做各种人体实验，当年被化学感染的博士住在此处伸张正义！

Join Mike, Kevin and Bill, along with guests Bridget Nelson, Mary Jo Pehl, the Mads from MST3K Trace Beaulieu and Frank Conniff, and special guest Paul F. Tompkins and relive this amazing summer-themed night of riffing and comedy!

　　贪欲和邪念横行世间，愚蠢的人类不断开发大规模杀伤性武器，原子弹、氢弹，甚至足以毁灭地球和宇宙的太阳弹也在开发之中。某高度发达的外太空文明为了阻止地球人的自毁行为，想尽办法进行劝阻。但地球人拒绝外星人的规劝和存在，转而兵戎相向。万般无奈之下，外星长官依洛（Dudley Manlove 饰）启动第九号计划，将已死去的人类复活，让僵尸四处为虐已警示人类。 　　一时间飞碟和凶案接连出现，军方、警方以及民间纷纷联合起来，以摧毁外星人的入侵计划……

科学家们终于终于发明出了时空穿梭机，为了防止有人利用它回到过去改变历史，一支被称为时空特警的队伍成立了，马克斯（尚格·云顿 Jean-Claude Van Damme 饰）就是其中的一员。十年前，马克斯的妻子梅丽莎（米娅·萨拉 Mia Sara 饰）死于非命，凶手至今未被捉拿归案，这成为了马克斯的心结。
马克斯决心通过时空穿梭机来调查事件的真相，回到过去的他得知隐藏在幕后的黑手是名叫麦克考姆（马尔科姆·斯图尔特 Malcolm Stewart 饰）的议员，然而此人背景十分复杂，马克斯拿他无可奈何。女警菲尔丁（格劳丽亚·鲁本 Gloria Reuben 饰）成为了马克斯的搭档，跟随他回到1994年，捉拿麦克考姆，哪知道菲尔丁的真实身份其实是麦克考姆的爪牙，马克斯的计划再度失败。

一群秃鹰突然攻击一个小镇上的居民，导致多人死亡。谁也不知道是什么原因造成这次攻击。镇上的两个人决定反击，他们能成功吗？

潜伏在阿米蒂维尔300多年的恶魔势力逃到了加州的一座偏远豪宅。它遇到了一个以不确定方式生活在一起的挣扎的家庭。这头野兽通过以她死去的父亲的形式来操纵一个小女孩。很快，它就能完全占有她......对于一个年轻的牧师来说，打败恶魔并结束诅咒是否太晚了？

Bill and Kevin are joined onstage by the great Paul F. Tompkins, and together they host and riff an amazing set of bizarre short films. The shorts cover every subject under the sun (y’know, because “Day”), from workplace safety to childhood safety to sentient talking pillow safety. And that’s not all - we’ve got more guests, riffing teams and legends galore! John Hodgman, Frank Conniff & Trace Beaulieu, Cole Stratton & Janet Varney, and Bridget Nelson with Sean Thomason, RiffTrax Senior Writer, making his live riffing debut.

　　传说在地球被一颗陨石撞击之后，另一半的星球上的生灵在日益毁坏的生态环境下，面临越来越痛苦的境遇。斯凯普林管道公司在挖掘地下时，将两个世界打通。马里奥和鲁基兄弟本来是管道工，因为戴西被抓，他们一同进入岩层，来到由库帕控制的另一个世界。库帕运用他的机器，可以将生物随意进化或退化，而可以统一两个世界的正是戴西，她手中的陨石碎片成了大家争抢的目标。兄弟二人发挥了他们的所长，帮助戴西使父亲复原，并稳定了混乱的局势。

某地区传说出现了变异的章鱼人，不断有人被其杀死，原因是因为章鱼人想保护它的后代阻止人类拿它们做试验。一群不知道天高地厚的人类来到此地，理所当然地成为了章鱼人的被虐对象。

Saber Raine is hired to guide three elite soldiers on a rescue mission to recover a prince and princess who have been abducted from their home world. The trail leads Saber and his allies to a planet deep within uncharted space that is inhabited by strange mutated creatures.

A family driving through a small town gets lost and winds up at a backwoods shack managed by Torgo, who takes care of it while The Master is away. The Master worships Manos, an evil deity, and he also wears a neat cape. When Torgo lets the family stay, The Master awakens and does mean stuff like burning off Torgo's hand and sicking his dog on the family pet. Meanwhile, The Master's wives wrestle for his favor.

A mysterious talking cat uses its powers of communication to enrich the lives of two different families, and bring them together.

On another planet which resembles the Old West, a die-hard pacifist is forced to re-examine his ways after an evil alien bandit and his gang murder his estranged sheriff father, take over his home town, and threaten his friends.

警察乔·马绍尔，绰号“武士”，被调到洛杉矶协助警员弗兰克一起抓捕日本黑帮头目。其特立独行和不顾后果的行为让黑帮老大们吃了不少苦，也让警局上司头疼。