Joan Sims — Actor (20)
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The Alf Garnett Saga (1972) [Movie] TMDB IMDb WikiData
The Alf Garnett Saga
director: Bob Kellett actor: Warren Mitchell / Dandy Nichols …
other title: 風流何價
Alf and his family have been moved from their East End home into a high-rise council estate. Alf is not only having trouble coping with his new 'home', but also with the long commute to work, the long walk to the corner pub, his long-suffering wife Else, rebellious daughter Rita, and her philandering, constantly unemployed husband Mike.
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Carry On Admiral (1957) [Movie] TMDB IMDb WikiData
Carry On Admiral
director: Val Guest actor: David Tomlinson / Peggy Cummins …
other title: Carry on Admiral / ¡A la orden, almirante! …
Two friends get drunk and decide to switch identities. One is a Parliamentary Secretary, and the other is the captain of a ship. The former's lack of sea knowledge causes several catastrophes, including torpedoing the First Lord of The Admiralty. The grass is always greener.... In this British comedy, two drunken comrades find out the truth of that saying when they decide to trade places for a while. One of the boozers is a public relations man who knows nothing about sailing, while the other is a captain for the Royal Navy. Comic mayhem ensues as the hapless "captain" tries to run his ship and follow orders.
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His and Hers (1961) [Movie] TMDB IMDb WikiData
His and Hers
director: Brian Desmond Hurst actor: Terry-Thomas / Janette Scott …
other title: Elle et Lui / 一家二主
Author-explorer Reggie Blake takes an unorthodox approach to his craft, apparently finding inspiration in the adventures suggested by his agent Charles Lunton; it matters little that most of his experiences are wildly embellished or even entirely fictitious...
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Carry on Christmas (1973) [Movie] TMDB IMDb
Carry on Christmas
director: Ronnie Baxter actor: Sidney James / Joan Sims …
Sid James as Father Christmas recounts times of the festive season through the ages, from life in stone age times. A country house party in the 18th Century. Christmas in the trenches during world war one. Next up is a Robin Hood send up with Sid as Robin.
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Doctor in Clover (1966) [Movie] TMDB IMDb WikiData
Doctor in Clover
director: Ralph Thomas actor: 莱斯利·菲利普斯 / 詹姆斯·罗伯逊·贾斯蒂斯 …
other title: Hilfe, sie liebt mich nicht! / 荒唐医生艳事多 …
Doctor in Clover is another 'Doctor' movie, but this time Leslie Phillips is the main doctor in the story, looking for love and romance from the hospital nurses, much to the annoyance of the main Administrator (James Robertson Justice) who wants his doctors to be 100% focussed on the job. Numerous antics follow, with Phillips getting Justice fixed up with the new prim-and-proper Matron (Joan Sims) and his attempted failures to lure the hospital's beauty, the physiotherapist.
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The Last of the Blonde Bombshells (2000) [Movie] TMDB IMDb WikiData
The Last of the Blonde Bombshells
director: Gillies MacKinnon actor: 朱迪·丹奇 / 伊恩·霍姆 …
other title: 더 라스트 오브 더 블론드 봄쉘즈 / La última de las Bombshells Rubias …
After Elizabeth's husband dies, she begins to play her tenor saxophone again, and remembers when she was 15 and a member of the Blonde Bombshells, an all-girl (with one exception) swing band. Accompanied by the exception and urged on by her grand-daughter, Elizabeth hunts up all the old members of the band and urges them to perform, and in doing so, learns more than she knew about the band, its members, the roses on the drum set, and herself--the last of the Blonde Bombshells.
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To Dorothy, a Son (1954) [Movie] IMDb WikiData TMDB
To Dorothy, a Son
director: Muriel Box actor: 雪莉·温特斯 / Peggy Cummins …
other title: Das Millionenbaby / To Dorothy a Son …
Under a complicated bequest from her uncle, Myrtle stands to inherit $2,000,000 if her ex-husband doesn't have any male heirs on the way, else he gets the cash. She journies from New York to England, and finally tracks him down with his heavily pregnant new wife. Should she try and woo him back or challenge the legality of the new marriage?
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Trouble in Store (1953) [Movie] TMDB IMDb WikiData
Trouble in Store
director: John Paddy Carstairs actor: Norman Wisdom / Margaret Rutherford …
other title: Ich und der Herr Direktor / 儍人艷福 …
Norman is working in the stock room of a large London department store, but he has ambition (doesn't he always !!), he wants to be a window dresser making up the public displays. Whilst trying to fulfill his ambition, he falls in love (doesn't he always !!), with one of the shopgirls. Together they discover a plot to rob the store and, somehow, manage to foil the robbers.
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The Naked Truth (1957) [Movie] TMDB IMDb WikiData
The Naked Truth
director: Mario Zampi actor: 特里-托马斯 / 彼得·塞勒斯 …
other title: Die nackte Wahrheit / La verdad al desnudo …
Nigel Dennis publishes a scandal magazine. But for each story he writes, he first approaches the person whose scandalous behavior is described (or rather implied, to avoid any libel suit) and says he will suppress the story in return for money. Several of his victims first decide individually to kill him instead of paying, but fail in amusing ways. Then they find that to protect their various secrets they must now join forces for a rather different purpose...
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Carry On Teacher (1959) [Movie] TMDB WikiData IMDb
Carry On Teacher
director: Gerald Thomas actor: Kenneth Connor / Charles Hawtrey …
other title: Ist ja irre - Lauter liebenswerte Lehrer / Le Collège s'en va-t-en guerre …
When a well-loved headmaster decides to retire, his scheming pupils have other ideas. The cunning boys unleash a campaign of practical jokes, armed with gin, itching power, and bombs!
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Carry On Constable (1960) [Movie] TMDB IMDb WikiData
Carry On Constable
director: Gerald Thomas actor: Sidney James / Eric Barker …
other title: Ist ja irre - Diese strammen Polizisten / Les Loustics à l'hosto …
With a flu epidemic running rife, three new bumbling recruits are assigned to Inspector Mills police station. With help from Special Constable Gorse, they manage to totally wreck operations of the police force and let plenty of criminals get away, even before they arrive at the station. They all have to prove themselves or else they'll be out of a job and Sgt. Wilkins will be transferred.
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Carry On Nurse (1959) [Movie] TMDB IMDb WikiData
Carry On Nurse
director: Gerald Thomas actor: Kenneth Connor / 雪莉·伊顿 …
other title: 41 Grad Liebe / Continuez Nurse …
In Haven Hospital, a certain men's ward is causing more havoc than the whole hospital altogether. The formidable Matron's debut gives everyone a chill every time she walks past, with only Reckitt standing up to her. There's a colonel who's a constant nuisance, a bumbling nurse, a romance between Ted York and Nurse Denton, and Bell wants his bunion removed straight away, so after a couple of pints, the men decide to remove the bunion themselves!
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Carry On Henry (1971) [Movie] TMDB IMDb WikiData
Carry On Henry
director: Gerald Thomas actor: Sidney James / Kenneth Williams …
other title: Heinrichs Bettgeschichten oder wie der Knoblauch nach England kam / 国王也疯狂 …
Henry VIII has just married Marie of Normandy, and is eager to consummate their marriage. Unfortunately for Henry, she is always eating garlic, and refuses to stop. Deciding to get rid of her in his usual manner, Henry has to find some way of doing it without provoking war with Marie's cousin, the King of France. Perhaps if she had an affair...
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Carry On Up the Jungle (1970) [Movie] IMDb Douban TMDB WikiData
Carry On Up the Jungle
director: Gerald Thomas actor: Frankie Howerd / Sidney James …
other title: Die total verrückte Königin der Amazonen / Continuez jusqu'à la Jungle …
The Carry On team send up the Tarzan tradition in great style. Lady Evelyn Bagley mounts an expedition to find her long-lost baby. Bill Boosey is the fearless hunter and guide. Prof. Tinkle is searching for the rare Oozalum bird. Everything is going swimmingly until a gorilla enters the camp, and then the party is captured by an all female tribe from Aphrodisia...
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San Ferry Ann (1966) [Movie] Douban TMDB WikiData IMDb
San Ferry Ann
director: Jeremy Summers actor: David Lodge / Joan Sims …
other title: 英国佬法国游
Frequent misunderstandings, sight gags, and innuendo form the basis of this quintessentially British comedy of errors. A motley crew of characters ride the San Ferry Ann to the shores of France, where they embark on a weekend of calamity. Starring Ron Moody, Barbara Windsor, and Joan Sims.
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Nurse on Wheels (1963) [Movie] Douban
director: 杰拉德·托马斯 actor: 朱丽叶特·米尔斯 / 罗纳德·刘易斯 …
Quietly competent young Joanna moves with her scatterbrain mother to a country village to take up her first job as District Nurse. She soon overcomes the suspicion of her patients used to someone rather older, while becoming romantically involved with a local farmer - at least until he tries to evict a newly-arrived expectant couple who park their caravan on his land.
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Carry On Cleo (1965) [Movie] Douban
Carry On Cleo
director: Gerald Thomas actor: Joan Sims
other title: 艳后嬉春
This jocular spoof of Shakespeare's ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA is filled with numerous puns, plots, and double-meanings. Ancient history was never so much fun. The film stars Amanda Barrie, Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Joan Sims, and other Carry On regulars.
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Carry On Camping (1969) [Movie] TMDB IMDb Douban WikiData
Carry On Camping
director: Gerald Thomas actor: Sid James / Charles Hawtrey …
other title: 露营趣事 / Let Sleeping Bags Lie …
Sid and Bernie keep having their amorous intentions snubbed by their girlfriends Joan and Anthea. The boys suggest a camping holiday, secretly intending to take them to a nudist camp. Of course they end up in the wrong place, and meet up with the weirdest bunch of campers you can imagine! Coach loads of sex-starved schoolgirls and bands of hippies all add to the laughs.
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Carry On... Up the Khyber (1968) [Movie] Douban IMDb WikiData TMDB
Carry On... Up the Khyber
director: 杰拉德·托马斯 actor: Sid James / Kenneth Williams …
other title: 百鸟嬉春 / 카이버 소동 …
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond looks after the British outpost near the Khybar pass. Protected by the kilted Third Foot and Mouth regiment, you would think they were safe, but the Khazi of Kalabar has other ideas—he wants all the British dead. But his troops fear the 'skirted-devils, who are rumoured not to wear any underwear.