Three dimwits show up at the Bar Nothing Ranch looking for a dude ranch but find instead a cathouse.

Radio station manager Gary Connors threatens to fire all the disc jockeys who work for his station KNUT after a major advertiser says they will remove all of their ads unless the sagging ratings improve by the end of the week. Sexy DJ Tasty Tastums and her fellow disc jockeys decide to rectify the situation by switching from playing rock music to broadcasting about various racy sex-related subject matter live on the air.

There is something very magical about a dress spun by Gypsy weavers in the south of France. Each and every woman who puts on the dress falls under its mysterious spell. The dress possesses powers that spread sexuality and sensuality throughout the body and soul of anyone who wears it. As the story unfolds, Marci (Patti Petite), a young model, sneaks the dress home with her and uses its strange powers to seduce Harvey (Nick Random), her shy but handsome accountant. Jenny (Shanna McCullough), the shop owner, cannot resist putting on the dress. She is suddenly overwhelmed by its powers, and she is transformed into an insatiable sexual animal.

On their way to Canterbury, a group of noblemen and women play a game to see who can tell the best erotic story.