桑德坎是一位马来西亚海盗，他与好友雅内兹及船员们一起，以他的岛屿莫普拉切姆为基地，袭击英国军队。在冒险历程中，他爱上了英裔意大利贵族女子玛丽安娜·吉永克女士。

编导又一程式爱情喜剧，四段都市男女的追爱故事，交织出难解的爱情习题：与妻子停机许久的排球教练，如何抵挡女球员的诱惑；熟女因丈夫外遇而痛心，却碰上男同事真心求爱；大情圣因性功能问题就医，跟诊的女护士却是死对头邻居；直男和女同志好友，竟同时爱上同一个性感尤物。人人都想拥有幸福，但命运又将眷顾谁？
笔记

The imperfections of love and its bitter consequences in Turin, Italy, during the ‘80s, before the social networks and smartphones. What happens to your heart when you discover that you're madly in love with your best friend? What happens to your soul when you find out that your teacher and life coach has been hiding a clandestine love with your best friend's father? What is the true meaning of friendship when you discover that it is the only antidote to heartbreak?