Angus is a large, pathetic 14-year-old whose thoughts are most often filled with the image of only one girl, Melissa Lefevre. Angus is shy and thinks that he has no chance of ever 'getting' her. Being especially uncool, he is incredibly surprised (along with the rest of the school) that he is chosen to dance with her at the Winter Ball. The only one not surprised is the cool kid who set him up to fail, but Angus' best friend is going to help him win the heart of Melissa by developing a new look for him

迪肯（伊瑞克·冯·迪滕 Erik von Detten 饰）、马特（Daniel Farber 饰）和弗雷德（Tony Denman 饰）是同一个班的三位好朋友，马特在录像点工作，常常会借着职务之便翻录店里的色情录像带卖给其他同学以此来赚取外快。终于，马特的所作所为被老板发现了，他丢了工作，三个男孩也失去了唯一的经济来源。 之后，三人商量着决定拍摄一部色情片再放到网上去卖，谁知道他们拍摄的色情片竟然大获成功，不仅让他们赚的盆满钵满，还带来了名气。这一下，当地的色情片拍摄业的大佬们不高兴了，他们将这三个毛头小子视为眼中钉肉中刺。

An American couple, Frank and Cathy, take their lovesick son, Julian, on a trip to Ghent to discover his Belgian roots. When Julian meets the love of his life there, the goal of their trip is achieved in a most unexpected way...

影片围绕一个古堡及古堡中的吸血鬼展开，由于种种原因，他们最后陷入和吸血鬼无法区分的尴尬境地，是他们恶搞了吸血鬼还是被吸血鬼恶搞了一把？