Pete Brennan is a middle-aged stand-up comedian who’s spent half his life chasing laughs in dingy dive bars & diners. When given a last shot at stardom to appear on a network special starring Russell Peters, he goes on tour to prepare. Yet he was not prepared for is his opening act, Ethan Barr, a 417-year-old vampire who just unleashed his thirst for blood by devouring a gun-wielding heckler after a rough show.

Young couple Scott and Mary are on their way to a Halloween party when their car breaks down, and they encounter a creepy castle where Dr. Frankenstein seeks to put Scott's brain in his monstrous creation. As for Mary, Count Dracula wants her for his mistress.

Clyde Williams and Billy Foster are a couple of blue-collar workers in Atlanta who have promised to raise funds for their fraternal order, the Brothers and Sisters of Shaka. However, their method for raising the money involves travelling to New Orleans and rigging a boxing match.