After an expose on NFL players causes a series of lawsuits, a reporter gets fired. A loyal editor nonetheless gives him a freelance story to work on. It seems that an athletic 19-year-old actor had been preparing to star in a low-budget gridiron movie when a mysterious assailant attacked him and destroyed his appearance. He was, of course, dismissed from the film. The reporter is to find out the true story of what happened. His investigation finds a history of beating his wife and a complete disinterest from the movie crew's producer.

　　在搞笑逗乐方面，还没有哪个吸血鬼能比得过尼古拉斯·凯奇在“吸血鬼之吻”中的表演的。 凯奇扮演的一家出版社的总经理在被吸血鬼光顾并被吸了血后，行为开始变得古里古怪。他的怪癖包括：嗜食信鸽，整晚不睡，戴着墨镜并且冲着秘书大嚷……对纽约这个光怪陆离的大都市来说，他的这些行为在他开始随便和陌生人搭讪后就更没有什么值得奇怪的了。那个吸血鬼还是不断的来吸他的血而他的诸如此类症状也不断地加重直到当他觉得自己的沙发在他眼里变成了一个棺材时，他才意识到不是自己疯了就是他变成了吸血鬼……