乔德利（阿莫瑞什·普瑞 Amrish Puri 饰）和妻子结婚多年，一直十分恩爱。两人共同养育了两个女儿希姆莱（卡卓尔 Kajol 饰）和图吉（Pooja Ruparel 饰），两个姑娘都出落得亭亭玉立。一晃眼，希姆莱就到了该嫁人的年纪了，尽管乔德利一家人已经在伦敦生活了二十多年了，但乔德利骨子里依旧是一个传统的印度人。
乔德利将希姆莱许配给了朋友的儿子库杰（帕尔米特·塞希 Parmeet Sethi 饰），这让希姆莱感到十分不满。一次偶然中，希姆莱邂逅了名为拉杰（沙鲁克·罕 Shahrukh Khan 饰）的印度男子，尽管拉杰为人轻浮，油腔滑调，但希姆莱还是同他坠入了情网。得知此事的乔德利举家迁回了印度，拉杰亦紧跟其后，他要如何才能获得乔德利的认可呢？

　　Kamal Mehra（亚尼·卡普 Anil Kapoor 饰）是一位成功的商人，但他的公司却濒临破产，他与妻子Neelam（Shefali Shetty 饰）感情不和，他们的儿子Kabir（兰维尔·辛格 Ranveer Singh 饰）不愿继承家业，而是渴望当一名飞行 员，女儿Ayesha（普里扬卡·乔普拉 Priyanka Chopra 饰）拥有一家旅行社，但因被安排嫁给Manav（Rahul Bose 饰）而郁郁寡欢。为庆祝父母的30周年结婚纪念日，兄妹二人邀请亲朋好友参加为期十天的海上旅行，而旅行的过程却并不平静……

Dhananjay and Aaftab are half brothers who have never met. When they first do they instantly loathe each other, having nothing in common. One night, Aaftab blows up a loaded truck while trying to steal from it and attracts a mass of unwanted enforcers. Soon, Aaftab is forced to send Dhananjay into a trap but ends up with them both being handcuffed and escaping from the Border Security Force, the Central Bureau of Investigation, and the border mafia who are attempting to incriminate the brothers for anti-national activities and murder. Fate has it such that they are forced to escape on foot, on motorbikes, cars, stolen trucks, and even handcuffed to each other on a moving goods train.