While taking a holiday in the country with his mother, Dennis hits on a scheme to impress a girl so that she'll go away on a trip with him as his girlfriend. Although he fails to gain any interest from the girl, the police take a great interest in his story. From this point on, Dennis digs a deeper hole for himself at every turn

A look back at the comedy series The Comic Strip Presents

《表演》是西蒙·柯蒂斯（Simon Curtis）为英国广播公司（BBC）制作的英国电视剧集。于1991年10月5日至1998年3月21日期间，BBC2台共播出26集，几乎全部是经典/当代戏剧，包括安东·契诃夫的《万尼亚舅舅》、亨利克·易卜生的《玩偶之家》和《赫达·盖布勒》、路易吉·皮兰德罗的《寻找作者的六个角色》、威廉·莎士比亚的《李尔王》和特伦斯·拉蒂根的《深蓝之海》。

Despite trying to cure himself with a hypnosis tape John Pettigrew is insanely jealous of his wife Jane Margory and convinced she is having an affair with her handsome water aerobics instructor. Seeing a name and number in her diary he follows her in drag,only to find it is a transvestite club she is covering as a journalist and where he is embarrassingly chatted up. In the event his suspicions are correct but the proof comes as a cost. Written by don @ minifie-1

第一幕

這是三百年後的事。世界由環球軟件統轄，並禁止了演奏樂器的權利。("Innuendo")圖晝館員波普因偷看禁書而被捕，上面有一預言：在一顆超新星引領下，它將會被發現並把人類從世界拯救出來。畢業典禮，("Radio Ga Ga")男生伽利略嚮往自由的生活，("I Want to Break Free")和女生史卡拉姆琪一起被警察卡索基拘捕。環球軟件公司總裁出場，("Killer Queen") 她千方百計阻止最後一件樂器被人們發現。("Play the Game")在牢獄中史卡拉姆琪和伽利略漸漸了解對方，("Under Pressure")遂成朋友，更順利逃出。

另一邊廂總裁和卡索基則繼續搜尋傳說中的樂器。("A Kind of Magic")地下組織波希米亞人是一群想尋找音樂的人，("I Want It All")當伽利略和史卡拉姆琪逃出後奧絲和阿域把他們帶他們到總部。("Headalong")他們認為伽利略會是那個超新星，("No One But You [only the good die young]")可卻苦無良策找到甚麼為之搖滾。("Ogre Battle")然而警察們卻追蹤而至把所有人拘捕，可主角二人卻趁亂走了。

第二幕

社會上的人繼續枯燥無味地生活，("One Vision")伽利略和史卡拉姆琪成功破解追蹤器，一夜浪漫。("Who Wants to Live Forever")卡索基盤問波希米亞人不得要領，("Flash")遂下令把所有人洗腦。("The Seven Seas of Rhye")總裁得知波希米亞人下場深感快慰，("Don't Stop Me Now")但在知道有二人在逃便下令全力緝捕，更把卡索基洗腦以作懲罰。("Another One Bites the Dust")伽利略和史卡拉姆琪繼續找方法來救人，("Hammer to Fall")他們找到還沒完全洗腦的波普，他很想記起以前的事。("These are the Days of Our Lives")

終於伽利略和史卡拉姆琪找到眾人，波普和他的電單車幫助二人去找那件樂器。眾人來到那個地方，卻找不到甚麼樂器。為了秉持波希米亞精神，在沒有樂器之下也要有音樂，伽利略先來清唱，漸漸聽到有一樂器在奏著　－　一部電結他。("We Will Rock You")終於全世界也被此音樂感動，總裁的計劃全盤失敗了。("We are the Champions")眾波希米亞人也找到了自己失去的東西。("Bohemian Rhapsody")

In 2003, Comic Relief performed a spoof story called Harry Potter and the Secret Chamberpot of Azerbaijan. It featured Dawn French as a female Harry; Jennifer Saunders as Ron Weasley and J. K. Rowling; Miranda Richardson (who later became Rita Skeeter in the Goblet of Fire film) as Hermione; Nigel Planer as Dumbledore (wearing the beard and costume of Richard Harris); Jeremy Irons as Professor Severus Snape; Alison Steadman as Minerva McGonagall; Ronnie Corbett as Hagrid and Basil Brush as Dobby the house elf. The broadcast of this parody was preceded by a message from J. K. Rowling. French subsequently received a role as The Fat Lady in 2004's Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. The end of Secret Chamberpot featured an advert for the sequel, Gobs of Fire, which was never made. It is unknown whether it was ever planned, or if it was just a spoof.

British sitcom

Documentary exploring the rise and fall of the most visionary period in British music history: five kaleidoscopic years between 1965 and 1970 when a handful of dreamers reimagined pop music.
When a generation of British R&B bands discovered LSD, conventions were questioned. From out of the bohemian underground and into the pop mainstream, the psychedelic era produced some of the most ground-breaking music ever made, pioneered by young improvising bands like Soft Machine and Pink Floyd, then quickly taken to the charts by the likes of The Beatles, Procol Harum, The Small Faces and The Moody Blues, even while being reimagined in the country by bucolic, folk-based artists like The Incredible String Band and Vashti Bunyan.

A couple and their child try to survive in a post apocalyptic world.

ROALD DAHL's deliciously dark tale of young Charlie Bucket and the mysterious confectioner Willy Wonka comes to life in a brand new West End musical directed by Academy Award® winner Sam Mendes.
When Charlie wins a golden ticket to the weird and wonderful Wonka Chocolate Factory, it's the chance of a lifetime to feast on the sweets he's always dreamed of. But beyond the gates astonishment awaits, as down the sugary corridors and amongst the incredible edible delights, the five lucky winners discover not everything is as sweet as it seems.
Featuring ingenious stagecraft, the wonder of the original story that has captivated the world for almost 50 years is brought to life with music by Marc Shaiman, and lyrics by Scott Wittman and Marc Shaiman (Grammy® winners for Hairspray; Smash), a book by award-winning playwright and adaptor David Greig (The Bacchae; Tintin In Tibet), set and costume designs by Mark Thompson (Mamma Mia!; One Man, Two Guvnors) and choreography by Peter Darling (Billy Elliot The Musical; Matilda The Musical).
A chocolate garden, an army of squirrels and the curiously peculiar Oompa-Loompas must be believed to be seen in this spectacular new musical that is choc-full of fantastical treats to dazzle your senses.

Flame-haired Rebekah Brooks hitch-hikes from Warrington to London where media tycoon Rupert Murdoch immediately makes her CEO of tabloid paper The Sun, edited by Andy Coulson - affording her absolute power. As such there are no depths to which she will not sink to publish scurrilous exposes of the famous, whilst at the same time politician David Cameron crawls to Murdoch and his ferocious wife Wendi to be made prime minister. When Buckingham Palace complains about phone tapping Coulson finds a scapegoat - to the outrage of Guardian editor Alan Rusberger. Key muck-raker is the shabby Johnny Bristol but after Coulson goes too far, causing a suicide, he turns whistle blower on the Sun's phone tapping exploits. The red top is now under threat but , hey, this is the 70s after all (yes!) and whoever else she sacrifices, be it Rusberger, Coulson or actor husband Ross Kemp, Rebekah knows that she Will Survive. Written by don @ minifie-1

This 'Fifties Fugitive' movie,a clever pastiche of monochrome British B films,opens with the police arriving to arrest prime minister Tony Blair for murder - well,he did allow himself to be abducted by a thug called George Bush and collude in murdering a bunch of Afghans. Aided by Barbara Windsor Blair goes on the run but none of the peers he created will give him sanctuary,Gordon Brown just wants to kill him and 'Squealer' Mandelson is no help either. Apart from trying to flog his book all he does is incriminate Blair in the deaths of John Smith and Robin Cook. After he has pushed a tramp off a train and been grassed up by Carol Caplan Blair ends up at the Gothic mansion of faded Southern Belle Margaret Thatcher and in her bed. A climax at the Chilton Theatre in the manner of 'The Thirty-Nine Steps' will lead to an end title revealing the fates of those concerned.

Maddie Magellan is summoned by a celebrity author and plastic surgery enthusiast. The woman has just become the prime suspect when her surgeon (and former lover) is murdered shortly after the two had a vicious falling-out on national television. Maddie's efforts to clear her "client" are complicated by damning DNA evidence, a missing alibi, a peeping tom, an awkward and unfortunate blind date...and the "impossible" sudden appearance of the client's corpse in Maddie's newly-purchased and previously empty wardrobe. Will Jonathan Creek come to her rescue?

A documentary crew films heavy metal band Bad News as they have trouble starting their van, pick up a schoolgirl groupie, and meet up with rock chick journalist Sally at a motorway service station where they argue about the cost of sausage and chips. Finally, after the van has broken down, they reach the venue for their gig, the Roxy in Grantham, where, after playing to a handful of unappreciative onlookers, they end up brawling. Written by don @ minifie-1