a review of 忍者终结者

2021 CULT MOVIE CHALLENGE WEEK 31: GODFREY HO WEEK This movie doesn't have much to do with ninjas, and less to do with terminators (the title being clearly chosen for maximum mid-'80s video-store SEO purposes), but it does contain the following:

1. Not one, not two, but THREE separate scenes in which a middle-aged white-guy ninja master talks to other ninjas on a Garfield phone.
2. An equal number of scenes in which ninjas send each other cryptic videotaped threats carried by battery-operated robots from a Radio Shack clearance table.
3. A white-suited crime lord wearing a ridiculous blonde bob wig for the whole movie just so he can dramatically remove it before the penultimate fight scene.