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Words will fail to do this movie justice. It's an attempt by a bunch of local theater people and Ren Festers and LARPers to make their own epic kids' fantasy in the style of Harry Potter, LOTR, and Legend of Zelda, but it all goes hilariously incredibad. The only thing that's sort of good is the makeup prosthetics, and everything else is executed in varying levels of ineptitude. This includes the dialogue, which is fully ADRed throughout with apparently completely different recording levels every five or six lines (and sometimes mid-sentence), so expect random and jarring changes in volume and tone throughout. The whole movie is up on Youtube, so go check it out if you like watching crazy terrible movies. Also check out the just-released episode of The Flop House podcast in which they do a deep dive into this film, it's a hoot.