#dogs Timeline

9d

"Home decor"

Distracting secondary subject II/III. 2010.

#monochrome #blackandwhite #dogs #dogsofmastodon #fensterfreitag #windowfriday #photography

A black and white photograph of a peaceful scene in a living room corner near a large window, with a floral-upholstered armchair in the center, a small table, a large plant, and part of another armchair to the left, and to the right, another small table with a plant on top and an empty pot on the shelf below, and part of a sofa. In front of the armchair, in the very center of the wooden floor, lies a white dog with a darker head, lying on a cushion that matches the sofa, completely turned on its back, all four paws in the air, showing its belly, drawing the eye completely from the rest of the image.

Photographie en noir et blanc d'une paisible scène dans un coin de salon près d'une grande fenêtre, avec un fauteuil au tissus fleuri au centre, une petite table, une grande plante et une partie d'un autre fauteuil à gauche, et à droite une autre petite table avec une plante sur le dessus et un pot vide sur la tablette du dessous, et une partie d'un sofa. Devant le fauteuil et en plein centre du plancher de bois se trouve un chien blanc à la tête plus foncée couché sur un coussin assorti au sofa, complètement retourné sur le dos, les quatre pattes en l'air et montrant son ventre, attirant complètement le regard.

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10d

"Foliage study"

Distracting secondary subject I/III. 2017.

#monochrome #blackandwhite #dogs #dogsofmastodon #flowers #photography

A black and white photograph of foliage with diverse shapes and textures in a lush flowerbed. In the background, just above the plants, a somewhat comical, alert-looking dog's head protrudes and draws the eye, even though it is out of focus.

Photographie en noir et blanc de feuillages aux formes et textures diversifiées dans une plate-bande luxuriante. En arrière-plan, juste au-dessus des plantes, une tête de chien un peu comique et au regard attentif dépasse et attire le regard, même si elle est hors focus.

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8d

This dog came out of nowhere
#dogs #dogsofmastodon #Humor

White fluffy dog sees his reflection in the chrome bumper of a car.

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235d

#Dog #Dogs #dogsofmastodon

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67d

Stolen to add #AltText
#dogs

A visual captcha that requires you to select only the squares containing bicycle seats; however half of them feature a dog’s head that coincidentally looks exactly like a bicycle seat.

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88d

#Dog #Dogs #dogsofmastodon

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48d

Somewhere in the Southwest, USA. #Dog #Dogs #Mondog #Mondogs #dogsofmastodon

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1y

1. #Telegram's blockchain crashed again.

2. the #TON token that drives this chain (and is only usable when the chain has *not* crashed) has a market cap of ~$14 billion.

3. the chain crashed (again) because of a dog themed memecoin called #DOGS (again).

that is all.

#TonNetwork #PavelDurov #Durov #crypto #cryptocurrency #Memecoin

TON @ % @ton_blockchain Block production on TON experiencing further disruption Block production issues began at 19:19 UTC. The disruption appears to be due to heavy load attributed to DOGS token minting. TON Core is working on a solution. We will continue to update you on the situation as it evolves. User crypto assets are not at risk. 1:08 PM - Aug 28, 2024 - 34K Views

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201d

#Dog #Dogs #dogsofmastodon

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200d

Mlem, indeed. and also yum yum...

#Dogs #Doggo

"Possibly the cutest mlem ever."

Young shepherd dog, sitting in a car, just had a taste of ice (probably...) and has the snout covered in white cream and a large tongue coming out...

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34d

Te entiendo perrito, yo tampoco quiero trabajar.
#Dogs #Dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon

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199d

Taïga, 2008.

I miss her crazy sleeping positions.

#throwbackthursday #dogs #dogsofmastodon #epagneulbreton #brittanyspaniel

Close up photograph of a white dog with brown dots, head, ears and nose, half asleep on a green dog bed on a wooden floor. The dog is on its side but rolled slightly on its back, with back paws hanging down from the bed and bent front paws. The dog is looking at the camera with one eye and one ear is flipped over.

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1y

#puppers #doggo #bark #dogs #pupper #woof #photos #images #mondog

The provided image appears to be a meme. Here is a detailed description and explanation:

### Description:
- **Primary Image:** The main visual in the meme features a dog inside a car. The dog is in the back seat, wearing a blue harness, and is looking over the back of the front seat. The interior of the car has a red seat cover in the back, and the dog’s body is predominantly white with brown spots.
- **Intertext:** There is a caption text overlaid on the image that reads, "I got pulled over and told my dog to act normal."

### Explanation:
- **Context:** The meme is and ironically plays on the common scenario where someone might get pulled over by a police officer while driving. The caption "I got pulled over and told my dog to act normal" is funny because it anthropomorphizes the dog, attributing human-like behavior to the pet. This humor stems from imagining the absurdity of the situation and how the dog cannot actually understand or comply with the instruction to "act normal."
- **Target Audience:** This meme would likely appeal to dog owners and anyone who enjoys animal humor. It leverages the relatability of experiences with pets and the comical image of the dog looking curious or worried as if it understands it is in a situation that requires it to "act normal," which is inherently funny.

In summary, the meme uses humor to depict an exaggerated scenario of a dog behaving as instructed when a police officer is nearby, playing on the idea that dogs cannot understand human commands in such a way.

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81d

Out and about enjoying some of the finest weather of the entire year here near the Bay
#Chesapeake #niceweather #clouds #dogs #gundogdayafternoon

Photo of a fine early September day on Harris Creek, sky is deep blue with puffy white clouds riding the horizon. Marsh is browning and gone to seed. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds.
In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stroll down the wood walk in hopes of spotting interesting waterfowl.

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200d

#Cat #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #Dog #Dogs #dogsofmastodon

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1y

when your squad is a little different but the vibes are perfect

#dogs #ducks

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356d

Partners in monochrome mischief

#Caturday #Dogs

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17d

#Dog #Dogs #dogsofmastodon

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192d

#Dog #Dogs #dogsofmastodon

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87d

My #dogs channel on #peertube has over 500 subscribers!!

Thanks everyone!

What started as a channel to test out peertube as an instance has turned into something fun for both Teddy and our family. Heres to another 500!

My personal favorite:

https://piped.chrisco.me/w/hUrCyZx1HNhuaCdTPfWpik

@teddy_the_dog

Teddy searching for food(?) while a movie is playing.

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8d

THOR!

Reinflate your sister.

#Tynie #cute #Yorkies #DogsOfMastodon #Dogs #funny

Sue is in the upper left
Thor is in the upper right
Tynie is in the middle lying down super flat like a bear rug
Bailey is at the bottom.

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282d

Happy Valentine’s Day from Domino, showing off her bling (but feeling rather put upon).

#DogsOfMastodon #Dogs #RescueDogs #RescueDog

A small dog with a white and black coat and big brown eyes looks up lovingly. She is wearing a rhinestone decorated pink harness, sits on a patterned rug, looking back over her shoulder. The setting features wooden flooring and some decor in the background.

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A black and white dog wearing a pink harness with rhinestones ,and her nose outstretched stands on a green blanket. The background features a cozy living space with plants and toys scattered on the floor.

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A small black and white dog wearing a pink and black, rhinestone studded harness is sitting on a green blanket. The dog is facing to the left, with a cozy indoor setting in the background, including plants and furniture.

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187d

#Dog #Dogs #dogsofmastodon

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123d

#Dog #Dogs #dogsofmastodon

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127d

Chowder was an honest audience. If I was playing well, he was right there. If I was too loud or sucking at it, he would quietly find another place to hang out. I miss that dog so much.
#guitar #Dogs

Black and white dog lying next to me on the window seat while I polish a guitar

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