<p>Living large. <a href="/tags/grickledoodle/" rel="tag">#grickledoodle</a> <a href="/tags/cat/" rel="tag">#cat</a> <a href="/tags/pets/" rel="tag">#pets</a> <a href="/tags/suit/" rel="tag">#suit</a> <a href="/tags/cartoon/" rel="tag">#cartoon</a> <a href="/tags/art/" rel="tag">#art</a> <a href="/tags/drawing/" rel="tag">#drawing</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a> <a href="/tags/funny/" rel="tag">#funny</a></p>
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<p>The presents were very different that year. <a href="/tags/grickledoodle/" rel="tag">#grickledoodle</a> <a href="/tags/thething/" rel="tag">#thething</a> <a href="/tags/johncarpenter/" rel="tag">#johncarpenter</a> <a href="/tags/horror/" rel="tag">#horror</a> <a href="/tags/holidays/" rel="tag">#holidays</a> <a href="/tags/santa/" rel="tag">#santa</a> <a href="/tags/cartoon/" rel="tag">#cartoon</a> <a href="/tags/art/" rel="tag">#art</a> <a href="/tags/drawing/" rel="tag">#drawing</a> <a href="/tags/funny/" rel="tag">#funny</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a></p>
<p>True art lover. <a href="/tags/grickledoodle/" rel="tag">#grickledoodle</a> <a href="/tags/vampire/" rel="tag">#vampire</a> <a href="/tags/farmersmarket/" rel="tag">#farmersmarket</a> <a href="/tags/cartoon/" rel="tag">#cartoon</a> <a href="/tags/horror/" rel="tag">#horror</a> <a href="/tags/art/" rel="tag">#art</a> <a href="/tags/drawing/" rel="tag">#drawing</a> <a href="/tags/funny/" rel="tag">#funny</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a></p>
<p>In all fairness, there should be a sign or something.</p><p><a href="/tags/dog/" rel="tag">#dog</a> <a href="/tags/dogs/" rel="tag">#dogs</a> <a href="/tags/dogsofmastodon/" rel="tag">#dogsofmastodon</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a> <a href="/tags/humour/" rel="tag">#humour</a></p>
<p>Bonus <a href="/tags/dadjokes/" rel="tag">#DadJokes</a><br>Q: What did the little firecracker say to the bigger firecracker?<br>A: "Hi, Pop!"</p><p>Q: Why did the firecracker go to the hair salon?<br>A: It wanted to have shorter bangs. </p><p>(It's <a href="/tags/hootintootintuesday/" rel="tag">#HootinTootinTuesday</a> again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to <a href="/tags/mastodon/" rel="tag">#Mastodon</a>.)</p><p><a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#Humor</a> <a href="/tags/humour/" rel="tag">#Humour</a> <a href="/tags/funnymeme/" rel="tag">#FunnyMeme</a> <a href="/tags/4thofjuly/" rel="tag">#4thOfJuly</a> <a href="/tags/fourthofjuly/" rel="tag">#FourthOfJuly</a> <a href="/tags/americanflag/" rel="tag">#AmericanFlag</a> <a href="/tags/patriotism/" rel="tag">#Patriotism</a> <a href="/tags/independenceday/" rel="tag">#IndependenceDay</a> <a href="/tags/fireworks/" rel="tag">#Fireworks</a> <a href="/tags/firecracker/" rel="tag">#Firecracker</a> <a href="/tags/jokes/" rel="tag">#Jokes</a> <a href="/tags/puns/" rel="tag">#Puns</a></p>
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<p>Cybercriminals who have never been arrested, help us out: which certification exams did you take to become experts at cybercrime? It seems to me that if we want to be great at cybersecurity, we should take the same certs that made you masters of network penetration.</p><p><a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a> <a href="/tags/cybersecurity/" rel="tag">#cybersecurity</a></p>
<p>Get the PRINT! <a href="https://gricklemart.com/countryside-chill/" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="gricklemart.com/countryside-chill/"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">gricklemart.com/countryside-ch</span><span class="invisible">ill/</span></a> <a href="/tags/grickledoodle/" rel="tag">#grickledoodle</a> <a href="/tags/godzilla/" rel="tag">#godzilla</a> <a href="/tags/cows/" rel="tag">#cows</a> <a href="/tags/chill/" rel="tag">#chill</a> <a href="/tags/zen/" rel="tag">#zen</a> <a href="/tags/cartoon/" rel="tag">#cartoon</a> <a href="/tags/art/" rel="tag">#art</a> <a href="/tags/drawing/" rel="tag">#drawing</a> <a href="/tags/kaiju/" rel="tag">#kaiju</a> <a href="/tags/funny/" rel="tag">#funny</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a></p>
<p>Amazon Compute Linkline for Startups connects your workloads through a fully managed linkline architecture that continuously routes compute resources along a straight path until they reach their intended destination, at which point they are automatically redirected to a slightly different destination for optimization purposes. The linkline operates at up to 10 Gbps throughput with sub-millisecond latency in us-east-1, and is available in other regions once you open a support ticket, wait 6 to 8 weeks, and accept that the latency numbers in the press release were measured under conditions that no longer exist. The Free Tier includes 500 linkline-hours per month for the first month only, after which your account will be billed per segment traversed, per redirect event, per optimization suggestion whether accepted or not, and a monthly linkline-presence fee that is listed in the pricing page under a tab that renders incorrectly in Firefox.</p><p><a href="/tags/aws/" rel="tag">#aws</a> <a href="/tags/amazonwebservices/" rel="tag">#AmazonWebServices</a> <a href="/tags/cloudcomputing/" rel="tag">#CloudComputing</a> <a href="/tags/cloud/" rel="tag">#cloud</a> <a href="/tags/parody/" rel="tag">#parody</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a></p>