rats

Willoughby is working on his cute. #petRats #rats

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Cashel makes magnificent whiskers look easy. Don't be fooled, it's not. #petRats #rats

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Willoughby: the rat, the myth, the legend.

I asked him what his legend is, and he just yawned at me. Apparently I'm supposed to know? #petRats #rats

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"Madam Mayor, the situation is dire. The city is being overrun with rats."

"This means that we will have to..."

"Yes, tap into the Strategic Cat Reserve."

"By my order, unleash the CATS!"

"Madam, the cats are not, you know, actually leashed... that's dogs."

"Okay, release them then... must I spell everything out."

"Madam, this was not actually a spelling mistake, but one of vocabulary."

" 🤬 "

#cats #rats #dogs #microfiction