Complete MST3K List

邪恶的策划者傅满洲（Fu Manchu）策划了他的最新计划，用他那邪恶的新装置基本上冻结了地球的海洋。与他对立的是他的死对头，是国际刑警组织的英国人奈兰·史密斯（Nayland Smith）。

Lee Van Cleef and Timoty Van Patten are back in this "sequel" to their last "movie" about a ninja and his apprentice battling evil wherever they go. In reality, it's two episodes of failed TV show 'The Master' repackaged as a movie. Also featured in an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

为了进一步开展太空深层间的行星任务, 美国国家航天局发射了一枚名为“铁人一号”的载人飞船。上面承载了最优秀的宇航员——巴兹、史通尼、吉姆, 他们将在太空生活七个月, 每一个动作都将被摄像机拍下, 以备研究。在这期间, 三人做了譬如微型陨石实验等多项有着重要意义的活动。很快, 五个月过去了, 宇航员们身体疲惫, 飞船的RCS系统也出现恶化的现象。
航天局总部果断地做出让三名宇航员返航的决定, 但飞船的点火系统却出现故障。点火发动一次又一次地失败, 国内谣言纷纷, 各种不乐观的猜测被传得沸沸扬扬。巴兹等人打算自己检查飞船系统, 但所剩的氧气只够坚持四十二个小时。进行舱外活动将消耗掉更多氧气, 这将是不明智的决定。但如果派另一艘飞船营救的话, 将花费更多的财力物力。虽然同事们一致愿意为营救行动而努力, 但局长泰德并不赞成这种做法。
国内的舆论压力越来越大, 总统害怕在人民中间引起恐慌, 下令竭尽一切力量营救三名宇航员。与此同时, 巴兹、史通尼、吉姆的想法并不乐观, 与家属通话中纷纷表露出对生还的绝望。营救行动困难重重, 航天局决定派克鲁兹登上新的宇宙飞船。就在准备就绪, 飓风却发生转向, 阻碍飞船发射。凭借着巨大的勇气和丰富的经验, 研究员们决定在风眼中发射飞船。
在“铁人一号”上, 氧气越来越少, 等待营救的五十五分钟的时间对于他们来说太过漫长。吉姆决定去修理飞船, 但实际上却是放弃自己, 把更多的氧气留给两位同伴。巴兹和史通尼悲痛万分, 同时身体也因缺少氧气越来越虚弱。终于, 克鲁兹与最近的俄罗斯飞船对接, 成功地营救了巴兹和史通尼二人。

A small town in Texas finds itself under attack from a hungry, fifty-foot-long gila monster. No longer content to forage in the desert, the giant lizard begins chomping on motorists and train passengers before descending upon the town itself. Only Chase Winstead, a quick-thinking mechanic, can save the town from being wiped out.

Years after a mysterious plague has wiped out most of the adult population, the surviving children have grown up to form violent motorcycle gangs. Young Lee, tired of life on the farm, goes out in search of adventure and soon winds up in the middle of a war between a pair of rival gangs. Soon after Lee proves his worth and is accepted into one of the gangs, however, a new threat appears in the form of the evil Sunya Corporation, which wants to utilise the gangs for their own purposes. Can Lee lead his new-found friends to safety?

A young alien falls for a pretty teenage Earth girl and they team up to try to stop the plans of his invading cohorts, who intend to use Earth as a food-breeding ground for giant lobsters from their planet.

From deep within the tomb of the Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun, Professor Douglas McCadden ships the coffin of Ankh-Vanharis to the California Institute of Sciences where X-rays reveal five diamond-like crystals hidden within the coffin. Technician Peter Sharpe steals the crystals but doesn't notice that the powerful X-ray has revived a green fungus. When the coffin is opened at a university press conference, the reporters uncover more than they bargained for. The mummy has disappeared... and the Time Walker is alive again!

在小镇附近的沼泽地里，一个伐木者看到巨型怪物，但没有人相信他们的话。后来， 戴夫·沃克认定是他红杏出墙的妻子与其情人卡尔·莫顿搞鬼，他追赶二人通过沼泽，并迫使他们跳入水中，水蛭蜂拥而上……
戴夫大惊，被捕，被控谋杀。其他两个本地人决定寻找尸体，也消失在沼泽之中。
最后，警长史蒂夫不得不亲自出马，寻找并试图消灭这些致命的水蛭，以恢复小镇的安宁…

Trapped on a remote island by a hurricane, a group discover a doctor has been experimenting on creating half sized humans. Unfortunately, his experiments have also created giant shrews, who when they have run out of small animals to eat, turn on the humans.

En route to Thebes for an important diplomatic mission, Hercules drinks from a magic spring and loses his memory. He spends most of the movie in the pleasure gardens of Queen Omphale of Lydia. While young Ulysses tries to help him regain his memory, political tensions escalate in Thebes, and Hercules' new wife Iole finds herself in mortal danger.

A scientific experiment involving subjecting a corpse to an extreme charge of electricity accidentally revives an executed criminal and makes him impervious to harm, allowing him to seek revenge on his former partners, and deal similarly with anyone else who gets in his way.

Hercules is summoned to oppose the evil Queen Samara, who has allied herself with aliens and is sacrificing her own people in a bid to awaken a moon goddess.

The son of a sorceress, armed with weapons, armour and six magically summoned knights, goes on a quest to save a princess from a vengeful wizard.

King Androcles of Thebes commands a ship in search of a threat to Greece, predicted by an atmospheric oracle. Hercules is part of the crew, but the strongman falls overboard in a thick fog. Washed ashore, he saves a young Ismene from Proteus, an evil, shape-shifting creature. Ismene takes Hercules to Atlantis, where he discovers that her mother, Queen Antinea, has captured Androcles. Hercules schemes to rescue him and thwart Antinea's dream of world conquest.

Rocky Jones, Space Ranger fights space pirates over an invisible spaceship.

A jazz pianist is haunted by his dead ex-lover's crawling hand and floating head.

A young singer's chance at fame is threatened by his hoodlum pals.

A team of astronauts lands on a moon of Jupiter to find it populated with beautiful young women looking for mates. An old man explains to the explorers the group's story, as well as the moon's dangers.

A three-part episode from the TV series Rocky Jones, Space Ranger edited together and released as a feature for 16mm rental only. Season 1 episodes 21, 22, 23. Episode 21: Rocky saves a space station and his friends when they are trapped between gypsy moons. Episode 22: Cleolanthe tries to destroy one of the gypsy moons with a barrage of missiles. Episode 23: Rocky evacuates the gypsy moon Posetta and stops Cleolanthe's missile barrage.

"The Eye Creatures" is based on the slightly less ridiculous 1957 movie "Invasion of the Saucer Men," and is less an homage as an exact carbon copy, reproducing basically the same characters, scenes and lines, only worse. The one chance that "Eye Creatures" had at improving over the original involves the monsters and the way they are defeated (not to give anything away) but is squandered with the poor production values present. Eye creatures wearing only the mask of their outfit, or running around is comfortable tennis shoes destroy any possibility of respect for this film. Luckily this movie is short enough to be amusing, without stretching on into grating. Best watched on Mystery Science Theater, if possible.