1917年，第一次世界大战。愚蠢的梅棋将军（斯蒂芬·弗雷 Stephen Fry 饰）率领着英国军队奋战在前线。然而所有人都在期盼这场毫无意义的战争可以早日结束。小小的营地中，形形色色的人事百态尽在其中。无能的梅棋将军有一个趋炎附势的“得力助手”宝贝儿上尉（蒂姆·麦克纳尼 Tim McInnerny 饰），每天只知道阿谀奉承。一腔热血的乔治中尉（休·劳瑞 Hugh Laurie 饰）显得过于理想化，总是幻想着可以横扫德国。而对于头脑简单的二等兵包里克（托尼·罗宾逊 Tony Robinson 饰）来说，这场战争无异于一场可怕的噩梦。
以自我为中心的黑爵士上尉（罗温·艾金森 Rowan Atkinson 饰）看上去傲慢冷漠又尖酸刻薄，常常挖苦讽刺着身边人。无一例外的，他也在竭尽全力地摆脱这场无休止的战争。

英国19世纪摄政时期，乔治三世的傻儿子乔治（休·劳瑞 Hugh Laurie 饰）是当时威尔士的摄政王。这位粗俗不堪又愚蠢至极的摄政王奢靡无度，耗尽了国家的所有钱财。如果不是他的管家埃德蒙·黑爵士（罗温·艾金森 Rowan Atkinson 饰）在一旁辅佐，整个王朝必将毁于一旦。
埃德蒙是一位落魄的前贵族，为人冷酷傲慢又尖酸刻薄。愤世嫉俗的埃德蒙总是摆出一副对所有人事充满厌恶的面孔，总觉得自己应该拥有更高更好的权位。做苦工的农民鲍德里克（托尼·罗宾逊 Tony Robinson 饰）是他的随从，蓬头垢面，整天臭气熏天。咖啡店老板梅根太太（海伦·阿特金森-伍德 Helen Atkinson-Wood 饰）开朗热情到有些令人生厌，她甚至听不出来埃德蒙对她的讥讽和侮辱。

根据《星期日泰晤士报》报道,伦敦奥运会的开幕式将重现一些历史场景,并以“甲壳虫”乐队的老歌“Hey Jude(嘿,裘德)”结束。
7月27日晚上9点,一口欧洲最大的钟将被敲响,奥运开幕式就此开始。钟上刻着莎士比亚名著《暴风雨》中的句子“不必害怕,岛上已满是声音”。
开幕式的主题援引《暴风雨》,被定为“奇妙岛屿”。体育场将被变成英国乡村,演员们将把真实的牛羊带到绿茵茵的草地上,向观众展现一幅田园牧歌的画面。
此后,人们将还原1948年一批移民从西印度群岛乘“帝国疾风号”来到英国开始新生活的场景,以及女性是如何争取选举权的历史。
另外,开幕式还将重现1936年200多名史称“加罗十字军”的来自英格兰东北部的工人徒步到伦敦议会大楼抗议的历史镜头。1936年正值全球经济大萧条,这些人抗议的是贫穷以及高达70%的失业率。
《星期日泰晤士报》称,开幕式导演、曾执导过《贫民窟的百万富翁》的丹尼·博伊尔的这一做法对于目前正处于经济危机中的全球来讲很有象征意义。开幕式演出的一个高潮是悬挂于观众头顶的五个巨大的圆环在烟火中慢慢叠到一起,组成奥运五环的标志,随后发出光芒。
流行音乐的常青树、“甲壳虫”前主唱保罗·麦卡特尼将用一首“Hey Jude”结束整晚的演出,届时现场6万名观众将和他一起合唱,告诉人们要让世界“变得更好”。
伦敦奥运会开幕式时长为3小时,耗资2700万英镑(约合人民币2.69亿元)。英国女王伊丽莎白二世与100多位国家元首将出席开幕式,10亿名电视观众将观看直播。

影片被设置在英格兰蔷薇战争末期，讲述英国都铎王朝时期的故事。兰开斯特王室宿敌约克王室理查德三世，在波斯沃平原之役中去世，他的侄子理查德四世接任，统治多年。
理查德四世膝下两子，大儿子威尔士王子哈利（罗伯特·伊斯特 Robert East 饰）本是众望所归的王位继承人，而他却是一个疯子。小儿子埃德蒙王子（罗温·艾金森 Rowan Atkinson 饰）笨拙愚蠢又骄傲自大，被王室以及整个家族所不耻。然而就是这个自称“黑爵士一世”的埃德蒙王子，却试图从他的父王和哥哥手中夺取王位。在两个随从珀西（蒂姆·麦克纳尼 Tim McInnerny 饰），一个唯一尊重他的愚蠢贵族和鲍德里克（托尼·罗宾逊 Tony Robinson 饰），一个爱耍小聪明的农民的帮助下，开始了他们看似伟大的夺权计划。

故事发生在上世纪五十年代的巴黎，四名女性在蒙马特的街道上被人谋杀，案情看似毫无关联，但探长麦格雷却怀疑这四起案件为同一名连环杀手所为。麦格雷面临破案的巨大压力，于是他利用罪犯的虚荣心精心设计了一个抓捕计划。随着调查的深入，麦格雷将嫌疑人名单缩小到三人范围。最终的结果令人震惊。

海湾战争导致一批美国军人与平民被伊拉克俘虏，美国总统汤玛斯·本森（劳埃德·布里奇斯 Lloyd Bridges 饰）亲自下令解救人质，然而无厘头枪战过后，是营救队反被俘虏。距离总统大选只剩十天，于是人质能否得救尤显紧要，传奇英雄托伯•夏利（查理•辛 Charlie Sheen 饰）临危受命，自远东丛林回国又匆匆前往波斯湾营救同胞，在出发前，将参与此次秘密营救的CIA美女米歇尔与托伯激情相聚，为英雄的情史再添华彩。一行人抵达中东，与担任联络员的戴美达（瓦莱莉•高利诺 Valeria Golino 饰）汇合，托伯重逢旧爱，然而却因人质中有戴美达的丈夫德达（罗温·艾金森 Rowan Atkinson 饰）而不能逾礼……

经典影片[四个婚礼和一个葬礼]主创将重聚，制作公益短片[一个红鼻子日与一个婚礼](One Red Nose Day And A Wedding，暂译)，原版编剧理查德·柯蒂斯操刀剧本，休·格兰特、安迪·麦克道威尔、克里斯汀·斯科特·托马斯、约翰·汉纳、罗温·艾金森、詹姆斯·弗雷特、大卫·海格等原版主演回归，原版导演迈克·内威尔执导。该短片将于明年3月15日在BBC播出。

岳云鹏、艾伦、潘斌龙、张小斐、张泰维等一班国内最顶尖的喜剧人排练新春特别节目，因为争当主角导致排练失败。郭德纲老师为了新春特别版的《欢乐喜剧人》能顺利录制，带他们到澳门，一起封闭排练。可岳云鹏等人却各自为政的狂欢，晚饭时分，因为两个美女的出现导致郭德纲人间蒸发！众人在找郭德纲的时候，更恐怖的事情陆续发生，团队中的成员一个接一个的被抓！而抓人的人竟是郭德纲！到底是对头人从中作梗，还是发生了灵异现象？这帮认真搞笑的谐星又要如何应付即将到来的大事件？

本片是“憨豆先生”Rowan Atkinson罗温.阿特金森于1995-1996年在英国领衔主演的室内情景喜剧集，讲述的是一个英国警察局里发生的种种趣事……

鬼怪岛是一家以恐怖灵异为主题的游乐园，然而，某一日，这里却真的出现了灵异事件，导致顾客们纷纷四散奔逃，游乐园门可罗雀。游乐园老板找到了沙奇（马修·里沃德 Matthew Lillard 饰）和他的大狗史酷比（Neil Fanning 配音），希望他们能够前来降妖除魔。
在机场，沙奇遇见了久违的弗雷德（小弗雷迪·普林兹 Freddie Prinze Jr. 饰）、威尔玛（琳达·卡德里尼 Linda Cardellini 饰）和蒂芙尼（莎拉·米歇尔·盖拉 Sarah Michelle Gellar 饰），曾经因为意见不合而分道扬镳的四人再度聚到了一起。在游乐园中，沙奇一行人遇到了有史以来最大的危机，并最终发现游乐园闹鬼的幕后黑手正是老板本人，他的阴谋究竟是什么呢？

British sketch comedy starring the likes of Rowan Atkinson and Mel Smith.

豆豆在波士顿大学的舞台剧

Mr. Bean and Teddy venture into the loft to look for an umbrella and uncover items from past experiences, like the time Mr. Bean had to dress himself on the way to the dentist, or the time he fell asleep in moxia.cc church or when the Christmas turkey wound up on his head and even the time a tank crushed his Mini.

《憨豆先生动漫系列》的原型是根据风靡全球的电视主角“罗恩·艾金森”（憨豆先生）的形象构图而成，构思巧妙，创意独特。整部动画剧集，对白极少，几乎全都是靠着“憨豆先生”“丰富的肢体动作”和“变化多端的面部表情”来表现，极其逗趣而夸张的人物性格，由卡通的手法表现，显得更加淋漓尽致，带观众走进单纯而快乐的“憨豆先生”的世界。

A look back at the making of the entire "Blackadder" series to commemorate the 25th anniversary.

In 1648, Sir Edmund Blackadder, descendant of Prince Edmund Plantagent and currently the sole member of the noble dynasty, is one of two people who stayed loyal to King Charles I after Oliver Cromwell's threat, the other being Baldrick, descendant of a pig farmer and a bearded lady. To protect his liege, Sir Edmund has hid the king (the series has already proven to us that the royals are insane) in Blackadder Hall, but Baldrick unwittingly betrays the ruler when Cromwell arrives at the Hall. Blackadder decides he must save the king when he is sentenced to execution, and becomes frustrated when Baldrick cluelessly accepts a job as executioner- until he realizes he may be able to use it to save Charles...

近年以科学家形象成为科幻红星的杰夫．戈德布拉姆，在变蝇人的年代却经常演出笨拙和怪僻的角色，本片是其中表演精彩的一部代表作。他在片中饰演一名前往伦敦演出舞台剧的二流美国演员狄克森，因为个子高而经常被讨厌的主角取笑。他在医院求治花粉过敏症时认识了女护士凯，但后来却因传出他与剧中女演的绯闻而情海生波。经狄克森契而不舍追求后终于挽回佳人芳心。
本片导演梅尔．史密斯及主要剧作班底都是英国电视喜剧节目的老手，成功地拍出了一种世故的讽刺喜剧味道。演护士的埃玛．汤普森首次从舞台转战银幕，表现不俗。

Peter Piper, a photographer, visits a laboratory where a spider plant with teeth has been created. Piper attempts to take a picture, but is bitten on the bottom by a plant coming down from the ceiling.
Piper leaves the lab via a back door, sits in a dark alley, sweating, and begins to turn green. His molecular structure is shown to be changing with the text "This means something very nasty is happening". When he wakes up, he finds that when he stretches, plants shoot from his arms. He is also able to climb walls. Suddenly a sweeper, who is also crawling on the wall and cleaning the walls appears there.
Piper is then shown sitting on a roof, when he sees that Jane-Mary is getting mugged. He goes to save her, but he realizes that he needs a costume. He appears in the alley in an Indian costume, a fairy costume and eventually in his Spider-Plant suit. He saves Jane-Mary, who falls in love with him. He suggests to her that he might be Peter Piper, only to be told that Piper is a loser.
Spider-Plant Man is then shown landing in an alley where another man says he is his enemy. Peter guesses that he is The Green Goblin, Doctor Octopus, the Itchy Skull, or Not The Human Man, but it appears to be Batman. Batman tells him that no one cares about him anymore and that everyone only wants spiders nowadays. He no longer has the Batmobile, owning only a dilapidated "Bat-Clio". Even Robin has abandoned him. "Apparently he was only in it for the money." He tells Piper that he has kidnapped Jane-Mary and Piper guesses that she is on Tower Bridge.
Spider-Plant Man swings through London, wondering where Tower Bridge is, while Batman, who couldn't get his Bat-Clio to start, takes the Underground to Tower Bridge. Jane Mary is bound to a flag on Tower Bridge by Batman. Spider-Plant Man and Batman begin to fight, where they are mistaken by a reporter for Fathers 4 Justice activists. Peter fires a spider plant at him, followed by Batman throwing his boomerang and the battle goes on.
Batman's sidekick Robin (played by Tony Robinson) arrives, and makes a deal with Batman for 20% of the profits on Batman products and a Robinmobile and starts attacking Piper. Whilst hanging from Tower Bridge, Spider-Plant Man makes a deal with Robin for 25% on all pajama sales and his own cereal brand with real marshmallows, Robin switches sides and attacks Batman. Batman is punched off the tower and lands on the reporter. He hijacks a scooter and gets away.
Spider-Plant Man and Jane-Mary start to kiss. Robin tells Peter it's time to go and moments later Peter punches him. He then asks Jane-Mary whether she will marry him, and she responds, "Who's asking me, Spider-Plant Man or the man behind the spandex?" He replies, "You choose". Jane-Mary is then shown lying in the sun on a beach, next to Piper who is still in his Spider-Plant suit.

Dead on Time is a 1983 British short film directed by Lyndall Hobbs and written by Richard Curtis and Rowan Atkinson. The film is a comedy which tells the story of Bernard Fripp (Rowan Atkinson) a man who, on attending a routine check-up, is diagnosed by his doctor (Nigel Hawthorne) as having a rare disease leaving him only 30 minutes to live.
By the time he leaves the surgery, he only has 24 minutes left, in which he attempts to live life to the full; taking out his life savings, trying to make peace with God (via Vicar (Jim Broadbent), attempting to learn about the significance of the Mona Lisa, reading the back cover of War and Peace to find out what happens in it, listening to Albinioni's Adagio in G minor and looking for true love.
The film features a large number of cameo parts for actors and actresses, often from the alternative comedy circuit, who would later star in their own comedy series, including Leslie Ash, Adrian Edmondson, Tim McInnerny and Nigel Planer. Richard Curtis makes a brief appearance as an angry cafe customer.

007（肖恩•康纳利 Sean Connery 饰）屡立战功，这次，他运用一系列新奇而惊人的武器，竟然单枪匹马就除掉了敌人的一支军队。由于007的出色表现，他获得难得的一个长假期。然而正在此时，魔鬼党却将军队的两枚重要的飞弹却被偷走，英国情报部无奈之下只好将正在炮温泉的邦德召了回来。经过调查，邦德发现这次计划的幕后首脑是狂人拉尔果（克劳斯•马利亚•布朗道尔 Klaus Maria Brandauer 饰），他正在准备世界核能勒索计划，而且，拉尔果还得到了最危险危险的女杀手法蒂玛和魔鬼党首脑布罗非的帮助。这次对邦德的考验异常严峻！