An accountant, who never quite grew out of his awkward teenage years, finds himself with a dating coach - she happens to be his high school crush as well. Thanks to his coach, he gets a pretty woman he has his sights on for some time, but realizes they are incompatible. Meanwhile, his dating lessons with his teenage crush reawaken old feelings. Not realizing the feelings are mutual, he finds himself unable to act on them due to his fear of being rejected by the one he truly loves.

在一个黑暗的圣诞节前夜，小镇上孤单的警长在值夜班时遇见了一个名叫Mr. Nobody的神秘男子。随着夜幕渐深，警长发现此人其实是一个劣迹斑斑的报复心极强的杀手。