1996 film by Kelly Makin

The film follows a petty rock band called the Winners, consisting of vocalist Joey Winner, bassist Jennifer, guitarist Tyler, drummer Sam, and French-Canadian roadie Hugo, along with their sleazy manager Jeff, as they tour across Canada and the USA after Jennifer is turned into a vampire by Queeny. Meanwhile, a vampire hunter who is afraid of the dark named Eddie Van Helsing quickly chases them down.

The story begins with a regular Joe who tries desperately to seek employment, but embarks on a violent rampage when he teams up with cult leader Uncle Dave. Their first act is to heist an amusement park, only to learn that the Taliban are planning the same heist as well. Chaos ensues, and now the Postal Dude must not only take on terrorists but also political figures.

安德鲁（大卫·霍斯比 David Hornsby 饰）是一位专栏作家，专门撰写与礼仪教养相关的内容。虽然安德鲁是一个实打实的彬彬有礼的绅士，但是他待人接物的那一套放到现在来说，未免有些过时和死板，这也令他的文章读者数量渐渐缩减。终于，主编找到了安德鲁，命令他修改自己的文章风格，不然就要将他开除。
焦急的安德鲁想到了自己的朋友伯特（凯文·狄龙 Kevin Dillon 饰），伯特是一名健身教练，身强体壮的他从内到外都给人一种“大男子主义”的气息，包括他那粗鲁的举动和大大咧咧的性格。安德鲁决定委托伯特成为他的“教练”，教他如何成为一名“真正的男人”。