一位忙碌的医生到一家军队医院里接替上司的工作，他决心揭穿那些假装生病的士兵。

A very little and nice village in Italy, Middle Ages. A woman is under legal action for adultery, three young men trying to seduce three beautiful girls, one of them is the daughter of an unfaithful 'Madonna' (ancient Italian for lady) and another is a virgin scared about sex. The attempts to seduce the girls cross with the two lady's intrigues, but the goal is for all to have sex with others. Written by 1felco

陆军医生伊娃马里尼希望加入一个团，以确保妇女的平等权利。因此，她的指挥官将她送到由Renzo Montagnani领导的训练营，在那里只有最不守规矩的士兵才能待得下去......
Army Doctor Eva Marini wants to join a regiment to secure equal rights for women. So her commanding officer sends her off to a boot camp led by Renzo Montagnani, where only the most unruly soldiers end up.

Army doctor Eva Marini desires to join a regiment to secure equal appropriate rights for ladies. So her commanding officer (Mario Carotenuto) sends her off to a boot camp led by Renzo Montagnani, where just the numerous unruly troops end up (something similar to “The Hill”, except here all the offenders are gender obsessed). In the ferry the girl documents and wallet are taken and Edwige has to help make a detour towards the police station. Result: she vanishes for around 15 times as we stick to a group of four disgusting misfits (including Alvaro Vitali and Lucio Montanaro) into camp. This could be not a single time deal: whenever Edwige has joined the regiment, the woman personality periodically vanishes from the movie as though she had been definitely nothing but a sub-plot. Eva Marini never ever partakes in almost any military exorcises or trainings (though the tailors go to loads of trouble fabricating a set of hot-pants away from military fatigues for her). Each time she’s off display screen, the film concentrates on reduced eyebrow humour that will make even the ‘Carry On’ gang blush.
Amongst the fabric label band of never perform wells is one hairy monster of a guy (who’s pastime is knitting) and Eva takes a shining to him the moment she spots him at the dance. The thing is, these unruly soldier guys periodically have actually a disco where they quick quick slow with one another. The anthropoid man grabs her and wishes which will make for the hills, but is caught and chained to a pole instead. Nevertheless, Edwige comes over and provides him a shave, exposing the handsome face of her regular leading man Michele Gammino. It’s constantly the same within these comedies: she starts down wanting to modify the Italian means of reasoning but soon sets aside all aspirations for love. As well all of the unsightly men are busy lusting after her, especially Colonello Renzo.

三个故事：一个会计娶了一个漂亮的日本人，然后跟着她到东京；一个年轻人娶了一个西西里女孩来救她远离父爱的愤怒；一个戏剧导演娶了她的舞者，这样她就可以离开芭蕾舞团了。

Asso, THE best poker-player in town, was killed in his wedding night, because he won too much against a bad loser. In the 'final' game in heaven the clerk on duty also lost, so Asso can come back to this world as a ghost to search for a good man for his wife (widow). Who is good enough for the wife of Asso ?

法庭戏串联起来的三个小故事。第一个讲述秃头中年男子误打误撞成为通缉重犯，脑残女粉大闹法庭，两人携手走天涯；第二个故事主角同样是个中年秃子，破产后打零工维生，阴差阳错下男扮女装受雇为女仆，与女主人发展出了一段恋情。。。最后一个故事讲的是个爱车如命的出租车司机，莫名卷入一桩绑架案，司机小伙勇救被绑女人质最后赢得美人归的温馨轻喜剧。

一个已婚裁缝，对老婆没了兴趣，想偷吃，遇到个奶油蛋糕店老板娘，就想骗色，借用他一个风流单身汉朋友的身份进行勾搭。（
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那个奶油蛋糕店老板娘也想摆脱纠缠她的自己的运动员痴汉老公，就傍上这个谢顶男人，要逃到他家避难。他借用他朋友房间骗她上床，谁知第一次自己不行。第二次他又借朋友房间，安排朋友到自己家等着，谁知她喝.........

意大利经典喜剧片，片中男女猪脚均为意大利巨星级........

A young man is temporarily home from a Seminary, but eventually falls in love with his father's young new wife.

富豪沙瓦托雷駕車於高速公路行駛期間，睹妻凱塔莉娜之照片而想入非非，發生車禍身亡。由於沙瓦未留遺囑，根據法律規定，妻子僅能繼承5/12，為此親家雙方發生爭執。女方律師提出該法條行使於未有子嗣之狀況下，一旦凱塔生產，即可與擁有繼承人身份之子女獲得數億財產。然沙瓦托雷素有性功能障礙，其兄弟托諾佐與尼柯李諾原以為可高枕無憂，卻得知另一法條關於女性懷孕期間的規定為三百天，意即凱塔仍有時間另找男子製造懷孕機會。
回程途中，凱塔之母法蘭卻斯卡已躍躍欲試，甚至打起律師主意，無奈對方有同志傾向。返家以後，法蘭旋即開始行動，試圖遊說男傭，然凱塔卻無意為錢財出賣身體，任法蘭百般勸說均未見效果。托諾佐為免敵方有機可乘，遂連同尼柯將凱塔宅第四周之園丁、女傭等全部遣散，並徵得幾名男子盯梢，試圖孤立凱塔莉娜母女。凱塔得知托諾佐詭計，氣憤之下決定嘗試懷孕，與之周旋到底。
凱塔莉娜亟欲懷孕的消息傳出以後，鄰近之男性躍躍欲試，紛紛趁夜間翻牆試圖侵入豪宅，然皆遭托諾佐與一干守衛攔截。托諾佐白日返回自家店面，其妻抱怨僅有財產均被丈夫挪用收買守衛，不久尼柯急忙趕到，表示報上刊登一則凱塔邀請大眾前往弔唁之消息，兄弟兩人驚慌不已，立即前往監視。弔唁者眾，卻無凱塔莉娜中意之對象，此時自稱沙瓦托雷友人的卡洛抵達，凱塔對之頗感滿意，法蘭試圖尾隨，卻因卡洛躲藏於儲物間而未能尋獲，母女兩人為此十分喪氣。
深夜，卡洛離開儲物間，潛入凱塔莉娜臥室，凱塔誤以為卡洛前來尋歡，不料對方實則計劃行竊，將她五花大綁。法蘭聽聞嘈雜，持槍離房探看，恰好撞見得手之卡洛，卻也誤會其目的為求愛。凱塔掙脫繩索，自臥室前來痛批卡洛，法蘭方知其身份為男爵，意圖竊走自身所抵押之債券，遂以自己殷切期盼成為祖母為由，威脅利誘卡洛擔任播種之角色。卡洛欲離開宅第，卻因戶外受到重重戒護，屋內又有母女虎視眈眈，只得暫時答應法蘭要求。
法蘭將卡洛打理一番，另方面又苦口遊說凱塔，終於使雙方同床共渡良宵。但激情持續不久，卡洛卻發現一障礙無法克服，前去客廳歇息。法蘭詢問之下得知卡洛認為先辦事後取支票的流程使其形同男妓，遂答應直接將支票匯入銀行，免去付款之步驟。難題解除，卡洛欣然返回臥室，不久卻再度遁逃，並向法蘭表示遭遇新的難題，法蘭懷疑卡洛有性功能障礙，決定暫停行事，持槍要求其至寢室休息。
尼柯於庭院瞌睡，喃喃夢囈對凱塔莉娜之相思，無意道出其盼望與對方生子，此話遭托諾佐聽聞，兄弟大吵一架。卡洛於法蘭之臥室熟睡，見自己以野蠻人模式向凱塔求愛成功，夢中險些染指法蘭，使其驚醒。法蘭獨身多年，對於卡洛頗為覬覦，但為女兒之幸福著想，遂勸阻其衝動。
托諾佐將家中所剩無幾之財產用盡，面對打手請款，只得要求妻子一同偽裝，表示將至銀行處理。凱塔見卡洛不思茶飯，找出一本特殊食譜欲親自料理為卡洛補身，卡洛一面表示問題出於他對凱塔之迷戀，一面又感到自己類似種豬。法蘭於廚房協助女兒烹飪，無意間透露前夜軼事，使凱塔頗感吃味。適逢尼柯添購食物前來，法蘭便將之支開，前往庭院問話，尼柯坦承愛慕凱塔，願意與之生子，如此一來嬰孩將有與沙瓦托雷相近的血統，並認為自己是唯一能給予幫助的人選。法蘭表示對此早已計劃妥當，但可將尼柯作為候補。
為先取得若干財產，托諾佐嘗試與銀行協調，然對方表示一切需待沙瓦托雷之繼承人是否出生才告塵埃落定，因此無法提前支付。托諾佐與妻悻悻離開銀行，自趕來之守衛得知尼柯不久之前添購食物予凱塔母女，於是懷疑其弟可能暗中幫助敵方完成懷孕計劃。
凱塔宅第的三人晚餐，法蘭酩酊大醉之下，先於桌底戲弄卡洛，繼而開始動手。見母親明目張膽調情，凱塔十分不是滋味。卡洛表示暈眩，先行離席，法蘭暗示前往其寢室。凱塔怒責母親，法蘭則從容告知女兒，卡洛將於醉意中前來尋之，因此凱塔僅需於母親床上等待，使卡洛誤認即可。凱塔發覺誤會母親，向其道歉，並趕緊前去臥室，法蘭則私下感到熱情充沛。
法蘭巧妙於卡洛沐浴過後關掉總電源，卡洛摸黑來到臥室，將守候於枕邊的凱塔莉娜誤認為法蘭，興致勃勃與之纏綿。法蘭於門外竊聽，得知計劃大功告成，喜出望外，返回凱塔之臥室就寢。此時，稍早支開庭院看守的尼柯悄悄攀入，將法蘭誤認為凱塔莉娜，意亂情迷。
托諾佐遍尋其弟，驚聞有人自凱塔莉娜臥室離開，與一干看守前往圍捕，卻發覺是尼柯。托諾佐逼問之下，尼柯透露其目的純屬探查，一切不需擔憂，僅需靜待九個月…。
守衛聽聞窗內傳出嬰兒啼哭，趕忙前往銀行通知托諾佐。原先即將提領遺產的托諾佐夫婦得知消息，痛心疾首，托諾佐忽然憶起尼柯可能為始作俑者，隨即趕赴凱塔莉娜居所，見著尼柯便興師問罪。尼柯卻解釋自己是孩子生父，因此遺產仍舊屬於他們，托諾佐得到希望，至凱塔臥室向之道賀。然凱塔卻不承認尼柯為生父，尼柯為證明事實，透露曾於凱塔臀部看見三顆痣，經過托諾佐查看卻不見其影。當下又傳出不同的嬰兒啼哭，兄弟驚覺不妙，出外探看方知法蘭亦產子一名。
托諾佐兄弟於爭吵中狼狽離去，凱塔莉娜與卡洛則歡喜迎接全新的奇妙親屬關係。