Get ready to go on a Drag-Fu odyssey, filled with face-crunching action, corset-busting comedy, gut-munching horror, soul-touching musical numbers. You've never experienced anything like Enter the Drag Dragon! It's the world's "first ever DragXploitation action film!"

舞蹈演员Cassie的一桩毒品交易出了岔子，她于是偷了钱和毒品想跑到巴黎避难。然而就在她等待护照的三天时间里，情况越变越糟糕。

The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight. Combining kung-fu action with biblical prophecy and a liberal dose of humour, the film teams the Savior with Mexican wrestling hero El Santos against mythological horrors and science gone mad, and also manages to address contemporary sexual politics. And did we mention that it's a musical? This sure ain't Sunday School.

性感美丽的女孩萨默尔（艾丝莉·格里尼 Ashley Greene 饰）独自旅行，希望前往小镇迈锡找到她的父亲。她在小镇超市偷窃时被人发现，幸得阳光俊朗的男孩汤姆·霍克斯（皮特·穆尼 Peter Mooney 饰）的帮助才摆脱警察的追捕。两人自此熟捻，他们在一起聊天、喝酒，晚上萨默尔更来到汤姆的住处休息。
春晓一刻，当萨默尔次日准备再次上路时，却遭到汤姆及其母亲（芭芭拉·尼温 Barbara Niven 饰）的阻拦。当她从昏迷中醒来，发现自己被囚禁在一个阴暗潮湿的地窖中，与之作伴的还有一个恐怖的骷髅和奄奄一息的女孩，原本阳光的汤姆也露出阴森的笑容。萨默尔的性命危在旦夕，而那对怪异母子的秘密似乎也渐渐浮出水面……