Something hot is happening at the Vanderblik's Mansion! Shocking? Perverse? Hell no! It's just part of the naughty shenanigans of the rich and mighty horny! After Sir Ashley and his butler Dudley give the French maid her morning servicing, what to do about son Westley becomes the problem of the day! He's still a virgin! The lusty services of Hortense Harlot fix that immediately! But it seems that Westley's ultimate fantasy is a poke in the poop-chute! Lady Penelope helps grease the wheel of fate... so to speak... and backdoor love conquers all!

A young director is a struggling filmmaker making hardcore features for the mob. His latest feature, he hopes, will be his big break into the world of "mainstream" film-making, but will the mafia allow him to realize his dream?

Three unrelated stories. The first is about a dissatisfied, hurtful couple clinging together to spite each other rather than take the risk of finding a relationship. The second story consists of a series of female clients at a psychologist's office that each tell their bitter and sad stories of how they developed their attitudes towards men or sex in general. The final story is a day in the life of a model that can't seem to get past posing for the men's magazine circuit, the daily abuse she deals with, her feelings of enslavement, and the impact upon her sanity.