Stuck with a feeble sports department, college coach Sam Archer (John Amos) faces the ax unless he can reverse the school's athletic fortunes. An African vacation with his assistant (Tim Conway) answers Archer's prayers when he spots the athletically gifted Nanu (Jan-Michael Vincent). Sam counts on Nanu's remarkable abilities to put the team back on the winning track. This upbeat farce boasts an impressive cast of comedians.

这个故事围绕着一个垂死星球的外星居民“spermulites”为基础。他们拯救星球的唯一方法是吸食地球上的男人的精子，有点像饥渴的吸血鬼。

　　生化人兰蒂的电子脑中有黑死病的解药，但她可不是女强人。相反地，她需要一名百分百的真人战士的保护——尚克劳德范达美所饰演的吉勃森，人类存亡与否就靠他们了……

A hockey player in a small town begins to lose his grip on reality and starts to believe that he is a gunslinger in the Old West.