Harry Hill embarks on a road trip to Blackpool with his Nan when he discovers that his hamster only has one week to live.

When Police kicks open the doors of the elite underground fight club Knuckledust, they find seven levels of hell, filled with the dead bodies of countless fighters, assassins and goons. Only one man, beaten up to a pulp, is still breathing: Hard Eight.

16世纪的法国塞文山脉中，富有的马商米夏埃尔·科尔哈斯（麦德斯·米科尔森 Mads Mikkelsen 饰）过着富足幸福的生活。遭人陷害后，这位正直不阿的人组织了一支军队，占领了许多城市，寻求公平。