2007 film by Mads Matthiesen

The two tradesmen Ib and Edward are tired of their lifeless marriages and dream of living the good life from the stash of money they've earned moonlighting for years. After a huge fight with their wives the two men get drunk and hire a Russian contract killer to do a hit on their spouses. But they have badly underestimated their wives, and this becomes the start of an absurd journey where Ib and Edward to their own horror end at the top of a kill list.

Svensson is a wealthy, aging blusterer who has just had a rather unusual funeral for his late wife and is now on his way to Spain with his cracker of a young mistress. But his trip is delayed when a lawyer turns up with a paternity suit. With a young undertaker as the new chauffeur at the wheel of his Jag, he sets off to confront the woman who claims to be the mother of his unknown daughter, turning his life and that of his companion upside down in the process.

弗兰克一步踏错，导致妻子的哥哥摔下梯子，他不得不照顾侄儿博，并把他带去参加和好兄弟卡斯伯计划好的漂流旅行。
旅行中，弗兰克和卡斯伯被照顾小孩的重任压得喘不过气来，他们决定终止水上活动，转而去参加斯坎讷堡音乐节，在那里，有酷爽饮料和火辣美女。

牧师安德里听从旅馆服务生尤根的建议，参加了当地夜校开办的意大利语课程，认识了班上一位在蛋糕店工作的叫奥利皮娅的女孩，两人互相之间产生了好感。女孩原本跟父亲同住，不久后父亲过世了，刚办完父亲的丧事，她就接到奇怪的通知，要她出席从未谋面的母亲的丧礼。
在丧礼上，女孩发现镇上的女理发师凯伦原来就是她失散多年的亲姐姐。凯伦当初照顾酒精中毒的母亲，累得心力交瘁，母亲死后，她开始和一位性格火爆的餐厅经理谈起了恋爱。被餐馆开除后，这个餐厅经理转行开始做意大利语培训班的老师，而从前在饭馆当他助理的吉尤拉立即报了他的意大利语班，因为她喜欢上了尤根，想与他交往。这个培训班对这些毫无安全感的，寂寞的单身男女来说就是恋爱的圣经课。

斯文德和贝安是一对有着各自伤心事的难兄难弟，他们是一家肉制品店的屠夫，经常受到刻薄老板的冷嘲热讽，二人一气之下索性破釜沉舟拿出全部身家，合伙开了一家属于自己的店铺。阴差阳错机缘巧合之下，斯文德把冻死在冷库的电工大腿切下来，当成鸡肉卖给了自己从前的老板。没成想老板的烧烤聚会之后，斯文德的秘制“鸡肉”成为了小镇上的网红食品，每天都有很多顾客站排购买。斯文德失意的人生中，第一次找到了成功和被他人认可的感受。于是两位绿色屠夫开始了，杀个人卖卖肉的暗黑经营之路。@秀山鲤鱼

暗黑哥特风百合剧，故事发生在一所有着很多深奥秘密的寄宿学校。主角是小淫妖和女巫后裔少女，一个带有宗教传说武术的感情故事。