An eager to please journalist (Bridgette Monet) takes over a steamy advice to the lovelorn column with explosively erotic results. As “Dear Candy,” Bridgette starts to visualize the amorous escapades, much to her excitement-and ours too! First up, a horny teenager’s risky business with an eager call girl turns the boy into a man pronto! Then we see the story of a taboo-laden mother-son relationship, a titillating tale of teenage party habits, the adventures of a lonesome cowpoke who knows how to use his ramrod to its best advantage and finally, a marriage is saved when a frustrated husband discovers a little discipline goes a long way with his wife. Even Bridgette gets into the act when her column becomes a tremendous success. Using her head, the clever girl manages to get a raise from her boss in more ways than one!

Two guys, Laura's driver and Roscoe, sneak aboard an all girl cruise ship with 600 horny, mouth watering broads for six whole weeks, with not one dude aboard! The trip of a lifetime takes a twist when slave trading pirates hijack the ship, with only our two heroes to stop them. Written by