Charlie Tully and womanising Reggie Peek con two rich Italians out of £500,000, but during their flight out, Charlie is arrested for scamming an American and a dog. Reggie stores the money in a Swiss bank and after Charlie is released, is about to tell him where...when he is suddenly killed by Sid Sabbath's gang, whose girlfriend was dating the (now) deceased! The only leads are four tattoos on the girls Reggie had affairs with while Charlie was in jail, but Sabbath is on Charlie's trail, and the tricked Italians have contracted the mob - to find the money, and then kill him...

一个紧张的银行职员不得不在清教徒式的老板怀疑的目光下应付大量的色情邮件。

阿尔伯特·斯特普托（Albert Steptoe）和他的儿子哈罗德（Harold。他们还一起住在垃圾场。哈罗德喜欢伦敦西区明亮的灯光，遇到了一个脱衣舞娘，娶了她并带她回家。艾伯特勃然大怒，想尽一切办法把新娘赶出家门。