西德尼·拉夫·戴蒙德爵士（Sidney Ruff Diamond）负责管理开巴山口附近的英国前哨站。在第三步兵团的保护下，你会认为他们是安全的，但卡拉巴尔的卡齐有其他想法，他希望所有英国人都死。但他的部队害怕“穿裙子的魔鬼”，据说他们不穿内衣。

The Carry On team again manage to find themselves in another farcical situation. This time, Sid James, Bernard Bresslaw and Barbara Windsor and the gang go on holiday to Spain only to find their hotel unfinished and practically unstaffed. It's particularly memorable for the several instances that Sid James 'accidently' walks in on an almost naked Barbara Windsor in the shower!