<p>I feel we've all learned a lesson today. Elbow talons are more versatile than you'd expect. Adjust your armament accordingly.</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a></p>
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<p>When this post is about 1 hour old, at 7 PM MST, the waves of a <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> will wash over the fediverse. Monsterdon waves are generated by undersea earthquakes, so they can be very large! Luckily most Fediverse software has seawalls that allow you to block hashtags, so do that if you prefer not to be inundated. or Or OR *let* the waves in, *follow* the hashtag, and watch along!</p><p>Tonight, we are watching a movie simply titled "Godzilla." So, I think it's fair to assume that this is the only Godzilla move that exists. I guess we will find out what a "Godzilla" is, and all I can really guess from the trailer is that it must have escaped from Jurassic Park. From the trailer, it also appears that the movie is filmed by Hank Azaria, however, how we can see him filming it while he films it is not clear. Maybe we'll find out, or maybe this is just some of that "Movie Magic" they speak of. </p><p>Also whoever cut the trailer is fond of dick jokes apparently, so there's that.</p>
<p>Hey, for the first time ever, I think when I went to search for tonight's <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> movie on Tubi, it was already there, <a href="/tags/2/" rel="tag">#2</a>, in the "trending searches"</p><p>Has <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> conquered Tubi?</p>
<p>Root post for <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> , <a href="/tags/godzilla/" rel="tag">#Godzilla</a> from 1998 today. I actually remember seeing this one in the theater for some reason. And I mean "I remember that I saw it in the theater," I don't remember much about what happens. Aside from Godzilla being in it.</p><p>And I'm going to guess that, at some point, a glass of liquid ripples ominously. That's just a guess, though.</p>
<p>finished watching <a href="https://neodb.social/search?r=1&q=https://eggplant.place/movie/5j55QvjMZu0XDSD8XRIppr" rel="nofollow">Time Walker</a> 🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑 <br>Watched in <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> watch party on Mastodon</p><p><a href="/tags/neodb/" rel="tag">#NeoDB</a></p>
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<p>finished watching <a href="https://neodb.social/search?r=1&q=https://eggplant.place/movie/6HXgT4dTxWUVanks4kJKCp" rel="nofollow">Godzilla</a> 🌕🌗🌑🌑🌑 <br>Long, limp facsimile of a Godzilla movie ripping off also Jurassic Park, Aliens etc while including as much corporate promotion as possible. Broderick, in particular, underwhelms.</p><p>Godzilla 98 is the Woodstock '99 of monster movies.</p><p>Watched in <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> watch party on Mastodon.</p><p><a href="/tags/neodb/" rel="tag">#NeoDB</a></p>
<p>so the thing about Guyver and Guyver 2: Dark Hero is that the latter is considered "better" due to its darker vibes which apparently match the source material better, but I would argue that dark and brooding vibes aren't always better. I liked the first one way more. <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a></p>
<p>wow we got all that before the intro credits! thank you Screaming Mad George</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a></p>
<p>finished watching <a href="https://neodb.social/search?r=1&q=https://eggplant.place/movie/5rLwJ1r5K8In4d8bPeArRc" rel="nofollow">Critters 3</a> 🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑 <br>Watched in <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/watchparty/" rel="tag">#WatchParty</a> on Mastodon<br></p>
<p>finished watching <a href="https://neodb.social/search?r=1&q=https://eggplant.place/movie/17kTh8t4C1MKsLT2LsVhwR" rel="nofollow">Fright Night Part 2</a> 🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑 <br>Watched in <a href="/tags/monstermiru/" rel="tag">#MonsterMiru</a> <a href="/tags/watchparty/" rel="tag">#WatchParty</a> after <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> on Mastodon<br></p>
<p>finished watching <a href="https://neodb.social/search?r=1&q=https://eggplant.place/movie/5ZTSh5VWTUxod8646wnAVG" rel="nofollow">The Monster That Challenged the World</a> 🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑 <br>Has effects, characters and monsters not as terrible as the usual 1950s fare.</p><p>Watched in <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> watch party on Mastodon.</p><p><a href="/tags/neodb/" rel="tag">#NeoDB</a></p>
<p>finished watching <a href="https://neodb.social/search?r=1&q=https://eggplant.place/movie/6sDf8mj8KVkGmU74DPtyRw" rel="nofollow">Mothra</a> 🌕🌕🌕🌗🌑 <br>Watched the 90 minute English dub in <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> watch party on Monsterdon.</p><p><a href="/tags/neodb/" rel="tag">#NeoDB</a></p>
<p>created collection <a href="/tags/worstmonsterdon/" rel="tag">#WorstMonsterdon</a><br> Suggestions for the worst films shown by the <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> watch party on Mastodon. <br> <br> From <a href="https://icosahedron.website/@bstacey/115534840146187274" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="icosahedron.website/@bstacey/115534840146187274"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">icosahedron.website/@bstacey/1</span><span class="invisible">15534840146187274</span></a> by <span class="h-card"><a href="https://icosahedron.website/@bstacey" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>bstacey</span></a></span> <br> Hashtag: <a href="/tags/worstmonsterdon/" rel="tag">#WorstMonsterdon</a> <br> <br> RESULTS December 2025 <br> <br> <a href="https://icosahedron.website/@bstacey/115617897622528797" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="icosahedron.website/@bstacey/115617897622528797"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">icosahedron.website/@bstacey/1</span><span class="invisible">15617897622528797</span></a> <br> Winner: Vampires on Bikini Beach <br> Runner-up: Laser...</p>
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<p>finished watching <a href="https://neodb.social/search?r=1&q=https://eggplant.place/movie/4NnvmZpm7i1PysEvotBNpa" rel="nofollow">Mars Attacks!</a> 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌑 <br>People slag it off, and sure it has issues, but I always enjoy it!</p><p>TIL it was Alex Cox (Repo Man) who came up with the idea.</p><p>Rewatched (for the 7th? 8th? time) in <a href="/tags/monstermiru/" rel="tag">#MonsterMiru</a> watch party on Mastodon (after <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a>).</p><p><a href="/tags/neodb/" rel="tag">#NeoDB</a></p>
<p>This opening immediately hits differently without a laugh track </p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> <a href="/tags/thequartermassxperiment/" rel="tag">#TheQuartermassXperiment</a></p>
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<p>finished watching <a href="https://neodb.social/search?r=1&q=https://eggplant.place/movie/409WMVW6P6KSabXFOFLKZo" rel="nofollow">Devil Doll</a> 🌕🌕🌑🌑🌑 <br>Watched in <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> watch party on Mastodon.</p><p><a href="/tags/neodb/" rel="tag">#NeoDB</a></p>
<p>And now, The Guyver 2, starring David Hayter!</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a><br><a href="/tags/monsterdondoublefeature/" rel="tag">#monsterdondoublefeature</a></p>
<p>finished watching <a href="https://neodb.social/search?r=1&q=https://eggplant.place/movie/203hhTk5JTdnwaFekxm6DY" rel="nofollow">Terror in the Wax Museum</a> 🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑 <br>Dullest, slowest episode of Scooby-Doo ever.</p><p>Watched in <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> watch party on Mastodon.</p><p><a href="/tags/neodb/" rel="tag">#NeoDB</a></p>
<p>finished watching <a href="https://neodb.social/search?r=1&q=https://eggplant.place/movie/3RewGA3Sa1jXaY7k1WDiyH" rel="nofollow">Waxwork</a> 🌕🌕🌑🌑🌑 <br>Disjointed vignettes & dislikeable characters.</p><p>Watched in <a href="/tags/monstermiru/" rel="tag">#MonsterMiru</a> watch party after <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> on Mastodon.</p><p>4k, censored: <a href="https://youtu.be/ubGK7L5qMDA" rel="nofollow"><span class="invisible">https://</span>youtu.be/ubGK7L5qMDA</a><br>VHS rip: <a href="https://archive.org/details/waxwork-1988_202510" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="archive.org/details/waxwork-1988_202510"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">archive.org/details/waxwork-19</span><span class="invisible">88_202510</span></a></p><p><a href="/tags/neodb/" rel="tag">#NeoDB</a></p>
<p>why did mark Hamill turn into a giant bug and then die</p><p><a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a></p>
<p>finished watching <a href="https://neodb.social/search?r=1&q=https://eggplant.place/movie/0NpnQAC0luSSw4Gs6m8hCF" rel="nofollow">The Evil Force</a> 🌕🌗🌑🌑🌑 <br>Very little action for most of the film.</p><p>Watched in <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> watch party on Mastodon.</p><p><a href="/tags/neodb/" rel="tag">#NeoDB</a></p>
<p>finished watching <a href="https://neodb.social/search?r=1&q=https://eggplant.place/movie/4xzr2IiqelFSzFesfwu0DD" rel="nofollow">Hawk the Slayer</a> 🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑 <br>Poor script, acting, directing, sound. Not even Palance's scenery-chewing could save it for me.</p><p>Watched in <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> watch party on Mastodon.</p><p><a href="/tags/neodb/" rel="tag">#NeoDB</a></p>
<p>finished watching <a href="https://neodb.social/search?r=1&q=https://eggplant.place/movie/5IVcbuHMCMcpLoceqhwMDw" rel="nofollow">Seedpeople</a> 🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑 <br>Low quality clone of Invasion of the Body Snatchers set in 90s Denim Valley, brought to you by Charles Band & Full Moon Pictures.</p><p>Watched in <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> watch party on Mastodon.</p><p><a href="/tags/neodb/" rel="tag">#NeoDB</a></p>
<p>finished watching <a href="https://neodb.social/search?r=1&q=https://eggplant.place/movie/5LRLOiHPY3Lo8T8unciHeX" rel="nofollow">Waxwork II: Lost in Time</a> 🌕🌕🌕🌑🌑 <br>Riffs on multiple films & genres, veering from slapstick to homage. Gets bogged down for too long in mediaeval fantasy before picking up pace again. Somehow managed to get a ream of cameos ranging from Bruce Campbell to John Ireland.</p><p>Closes with a hiphop theme, as was de rigeur for early 90s Hollywood, but this one's a banger from the L.A. Posse. Suck it, hataz!</p><p>Watched in <a href="/tags/monstermiru/" rel="tag">#MonsterMiru</a> watch party after <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a> on Mastodon.</p><p><a href="/tags/neodb/" rel="tag">#NeoDB</a></p>
<p>finished watching <a href="https://neodb.social/search?r=1&q=https://eggplant.place/movie/1UTxAa6WOi76hPP4eV4snv" rel="nofollow">The Beastmaster</a> 🌕🌕🌕🌑🌑 <br>As someone posted in the <a href="/tags/monstermiru/" rel="tag">#MonsterMiru</a> watch party after <a href="/tags/monsterdon/" rel="tag">#Monsterdon</a>, a Conan rip-off but a cut above every other Conan rip-off.</p><p><a href="/tags/neodb/" rel="tag">#NeoDB</a></p>