血腥女伯爵从漫长的美容觉中醒来，走出地下世界，与忠诚的女仆开始了一场巴洛克式的追寻，要在维也纳找回红色的长生不老灵药——一本书。这本书若是被这个吸血鬼的仇敌所找到并阅读，将会危及吸血鬼的领域。紧随她之后的，有吃素的侄子和他的心理医生、两个吸血鬼学家和一名警探。在这个扭曲、幽默的吸血鬼传说中，还有更多生动的角色。

Alice and Niklas are happy, they lack nothing - but a child. After several failed invitros, they go on a holiday to Sardinia to leave their wish for a child behind. Right there, however, everything they tried to repress resurfaces. A cheerful Tyrolean family moves directly into the neighboring house and seems to have everything that Alice and Niklas lack in life. An unforeseen incident changes their view on life, in which the most natural thing in the world does not avail.